CONSUMER SATISFACTION: To papi

[E Michael C]

Hello papi.

This message is on behalf of Michael Cannon.

Your e-mail has been answered with consumer satisfying answers but you have not replyed to that and you have acces to his cell phone number if you desired to talk to him. Since you have not made yourself available to him, please let him know your number so he can talk directly to you. You can write it to him at info@calivip.com and to emichaelcannon@calivip.com or to his personal e-mail eddiemikecannon@aol.com

Thank You, hoping for your response

Isabel
CALI V.I.P

[papi]

... in response to CONSUMER SATISFACTION: To papi, posted by E Michael C on Oct 27, 2004

Yes Isabel, my apologies. I did receive your recent email and failed to respond. It was not entirely complete but was a vast improvement over the initial correspondence I received a few days earlier and addressed me like a potential customer.  I further appreciate your bringing it to my attention here on the board and would imagine your boss may consider letting you or the staff respond to all future inquires on your computer vs the cell and/or advise that he is out fishing and sending a text message via mobile. Should you wish to elaborate and/or better confirm what the fee includes, i.e. airport pickup, introductions, breakfast, etc. etc feel free to do so here on the board and my email. I think if I did go you guys would treat me with great care like a magazine critic visiting a fine restaurant due to my growing readership here...jajaja. Thanks again for your email and again please accept my apology for failing to respond. I do hope you guys set a benchmark for agencies in Latin America. I currently have some favorites but most fall short of my and many fellow travelers expectations for one reason or another. Simple things like having nice towels or a comfortable mattress and a clean bath can go a long way with us more pampered gringos. Also, better disciplining those women that repeatedly don’t show up or ask for money. Prompt, timely airport pickup. Aggressively updating, recruiting and screening new woman. These are things I’d love to see in an agency

[Fuzzyone]

... in response to Re: CONSUMER SATISFACTION: To papi, posted by papi on Oct 27, 2004

I wish to ask you and pete this... If you want the agency owners to basically
do all the work for you by giving you everything you want should not the girls
demand something in return.... Examples..

1. Inform the girl who you are how many times you have visited their agency
or any other in Colombia...

2. Inform the girl how many whore houses the gentlemen has visited since he
started his quest.

3. Inform the girl how much money the gentleman really makes a year and
not the figure he came up with to try to get in her pants

4. Let the girl know how many divorces and if the gentlemen is really divorced
now.

5. And but not least let the girl know if she really is just wasting her time
because the gentlmen does not have the foggest ideal what he wants and a
slave would fit perfectly what he wants in a woman...

[Locii]

... in response to On the other hand...., posted by Fuzzyone on Oct 28, 2004

How do you say touche' in espanol?

Ciao

[Irmao]

... in response to On the other hand...., posted by Fuzzyone on Oct 28, 2004

but of course some are like infants and need constant attention and must have every "need" attended to.

Another one of papi's requirements was "better screening"  Here is a guy that talks freely about whore houses.  Hmmm  I bet if he were screened that info would not get volunteered.  

And here is another for your list:

provide a picture of yourself to the woman prior to meeting.  Ouch!!!   talk about no-shows.    

[Irmao]

... in response to Re: CONSUMER SATISFACTION: To papi, posted by papi on Oct 27, 2004

You mean like spanking and whipping them??

[papi]

... in response to disciplining women who don't show up, posted by Irmao on Oct 27, 2004

no, i was not trying to get kinky here, especially with the nice lady that just posted above. i think Big D's site allows more permissive dialog covering such behavior, etc.

[Irmao]

... in response to Re: disciplining women who don't show up, posted by papi on Oct 27, 2004

[This message has been edited by Irmao]

how would you expect them to control who can or cannot show up and when?

I'd like to hear an evaluation of you.

[papi]

... in response to If I had a customer like you I'd pay you..., posted by Irmao on Oct 27, 2004

are you trying to pick a fight here??? the pen is mightier than the sword!

[Irmao]

... in response to Re: If I had a customer like you I'd pay..., posted by papi on Oct 27, 2004

correct?

[papi]

... in response to you were on Caligringo I believe, posted by Irmao on Oct 27, 2004

no that was not me, must have been some other enlightened soul you have mistaken for me

[Pete E]

... in response to If I had a customer like you I'd pay you..., posted by Irmao on Oct 27, 2004

The old latin Love,3 no shows and they are out.Over an hour late considered a no show I believe.
You bounce their butt,thats how.Might not change that particular latina but you don't have to deal wityh her anymore.

Pete

[Irmao]

... in response to You Bounce her butt out, posted by Pete E on Oct 27, 2004

that particular policy apparently didn't help them stay in business.  

i don't believe the girls are under contractual obligation to show up.  the "customer" needs to be a little accommodating as well.  

[Pete E]

... in response to the "old" latin love...., posted by Irmao on Oct 27, 2004

"that particular policy didn't help them stay in business"
As in it might have hurt?probably nothin would have helped them stay in business.There is only one gringo who ever made any money in the Cali agency scene,Ed Beckwith who started the first agency.He had it to himself for awhile,then the competition got him too.
Are you in favor of letting a girl just flat f--king stand up more than 3 guys?How many would be enough? 10? 20?
I think the customer deserves good service.If the agency can't keep the girl in line they need to get rid of her.
Ruby would also bounce their ass for lying.One time I was there,2 guys were in a dispute over a girl.There was a question what she had said.She was called in.The first thing Ruby told her is you lie and you are OUT.

Pete

[papi]

... in response to And - - , posted by Pete E on Oct 28, 2004

Forget it my good friend Pete, this erroneous adventurer just doesn’t get it. I want to send him for a week stay to the NO SHOW AGENCY All Inclusive of ratty towels and a f...g Colombian yard bird (aka ROOSTER) screaming up his misguided Ass! Join Steve’s site, a haven of higher intelligence and more learned explorers