... in response to A Question for Clay/Phoenix, posted by burbuja2 on Jul 27, 2004[This message has been edited by Scott]
Direct from Websters - Bubble Butt (adj) 1. Biscuit Butt. 2. Kind of like a couple of firm, butt not stale, burger buns standing on end and protruding rearward rather than outward to the side. 3. A butt with a nice space (crack) between the two buns for hiding the strings of a thong, selected parts of the male anatomy... or on occaision, slender battery powered personal appliances.
(note 1) To meet the strict difinitive requirements of Websters, the American Bar Association, Rippley's, The Guiness Book, etc. and other reputable and not so reputable organizations; the bubble butt must be firm to grasp or pat, must not ripple too much in response to physical manipulation (pattng, squeezing, banging, fornicating, etc.) and must never ever be flabby. Otherwise, it falls under the definition of just another common flabby ass butt normally available at WalMart for a rolled back price or a two-for-one sale. Why anyone would want two is puzzling. One common flabby ass butt is enough to share with numerous friends.
(note 2) Perfect bubble butts shall always be devoid of any type of growth such as hair, moles, warts, zits, fungus, green cheese and bumps. However, goose bumps and a coating of peach fuzz are admissable and highly sought after. Occaisionally, edible items may be found covering portions of the bubble butt.
(note 3) Bubble butts are quite a rare occurance in North America due to an underground left wing feminist, right wing, communist and capitalistic conspiracies. South-of-the-boarder it's an entirely different situation. Some may refer to the south-of-the-boarder regions as "bubble butt heaven".
(note 4) Some bubble butts may be difficult to classify when covered by one or more of an assortment of unflattering textile materials. Butt, to a trained and discerning eye the bubble butt is intuitively obvious. Those who can't tell the difference or understand the subtleties between a bubble butt and the common flabby ass butt should just stay home.
I sincerly hope this clears up some of the confusion our bubble butt challenged readers may be experiencing.
