A Business Idea For Traveller

[CaliBound]

I think this business will work for you.
It's a combination of Internet Cafe, Message Board and Boxing Arena. You might be able to open new places in Cartagena, Bogota and Barranquilla.

Here's how it work...
You invite about 20 posters from Planet-Love to Cali. Lock them in a room with 20 computers with access only to Planet-Love and let them post for about 8 hours. After 8 hours of insulting each other, you let them out of the room because they will be ready to take the next step ... the boxing ring for some one-on-one. You may even see some all fashion tag-teams(as in wrestling)once it gets going. Heck, you might even see some 3 against 5 brawls.

You can invite about 50 Calenas to lead the cheers. Just tell them that food and refreshment will be served and you will have plenty of cheerleaders for each event.

By inviting JunFan and Houndog, you will ensure a successful beginning. Remember them? At one time, they wanted to beat up everyone around here.

If you need a partner, I have about 20 computers that can be refurbished.

- Frank -

[Pete E]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

Good one Frank.You will fit right in with the Cali crowd.So how come you haven't been there since I moved there?
Oh ya,there was some chica,where was she from?Good enough to keep you out of Cali?thats pretty good.
So buy the tickets.I will be back down there 8/2.

Pete

[burbuja2]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

I'd also like to skip those hours of needless posting, and head straight for the ring.   Is there someone in Dallas who has clearly demonstrated both physical and mental ability and might be interested in a little tag-team action? Since some of you morons can't put 2 and 2 together, he wears a mask and wrestles under the name of The Infotainer.  I hear he's undefeated.  

Few people were interested in my physical challenge a few weeks ago.  So, how many of you pencil-necked geeks are interested in experiencing my new finishing maneuver? I call it the grave digger because it will put you 6 feet under.

Get ready for some infotainment, folks. Perhaps in a few short weeks it will be SHOWTIME!!!!

[CaliBound]

... in response to SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!, posted by burbuja2 on Jul 15, 2004

From what I hear, "Mr. Infotainment" got beat up by his wife when she found him talking to the little old lady next door. After she finished beating up "The entertaining One". He needed knee surgery.  What a woman!!!!

If you don't believe me read his post below!

- Frank -

Burbuja

Thanks for thinking of me. There hasn't been much of interest here to comment on lately, and I've been rehabing after minor knee surgery. (To me it was MAJOR knee surgery. If it was someone else's knee it would've been minor.)

I don't think the surgery had anything to do with my attempt to become an Ascension Parish sheriff. The doctors think it was an inflammatory infection. Their best guess is Reiter's Syndrome. They're not very good at medical stuff but they are great when it comes to cashing my checks.

I've never stayed in a hospital before and I hated it. The only really good moment was when they put me in the recovery room after surgery. They wouldn't let me eat all day until surgery so I was very hungry. I was groggy for about 3 hours in the recovery room, but the one thing I remember is my wife feeding me a sandwich and jello. It tasted like roast duck and I've never felt so loved.

If there was anything that I almost commented on recently it was Pete's photos. If anyone wants to see a good example of how men should not dress when they go to meet beautiful young Caleñas they should review the gringos in Pete's photos. It amazes me.

Steve
Mr. Wobbly Infotainment®

PS: I don't know how this happened, but after having no medical insurance for most of the last 15 years I now have medical insurance that started May 1, 2004. Dumb luck.

[CaliBound]

... in response to SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!, posted by burbuja2 on Jul 15, 2004

This gentleman (I am afraid to call him something else!) is not afraid to get into a good old fashioned Free-For-All brawl.

You know those places they tell Gringos not to go in Cali during daytime because you can get kill? Those are his favorite places to hangout after mid-nite wearing a rolex watch and Yankee cap while talking on his cell phone.

The last time I saw him was at the Cali Zoo where he was beating the cr@p out a Gorilla. All because the gorilla looked at his girl friend.

[burbuja2]

... in response to Mr. Burbuja2 I Found a Match For You... , posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

Heat is my friend.

[Heat]

... in response to Thanks - But I Can't, posted by burbuja2 on Jul 15, 2004

Yankee cap while talking on his cell phone"""

LOL...Not me I don't wear any hats.  But I'm easy to spot.
I'm the guy who has life by the balls.  I'm single and I live in Cali.   When are you coming to see me? I'll by the beer.

[Fuzzyone]

... in response to SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!, posted by burbuja2 on Jul 15, 2004

I am not fighting this guy he can do at least 30 sit ups in a minute..... He is      
too much for me...  As for the other guy I think he's handy capped right now
so I take him...... I kinda missed the final results of a month ago who did win
anyway?

[burbuja2]

... in response to I feel faint......, posted by Fuzzyone on Jul 15, 2004

It wasn't you!

[Fuzzyone]

... in response to Well, We Know One Thing . . . ., posted by burbuja2 on Jul 15, 2004

Like I tell them at work when they want to have one of those after work
football or baseball games unless I am getting paid take a hike.... but I will be
the beer boy....

[mudd]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

Thats the best damm idea i have heard in a long time!!! :-)  Heck ,i'lll even throw in the money for the beer!!!!!

[Traveller]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

LOL! That's a riot! Perhaps the most original idea I have heard. The funny thing is, I think people would actually pay to see that.

[Fuzzyone]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

That would be a great ideal but I repeat but I am not going into the boxing
ring with JunFan unless someone pats him down I think he will bring that big
knife with him. Also I think there should be a rule no feet only gloves...

[Jamie]

... in response to A Business Idea For Traveller, posted by CaliBound on Jul 15, 2004

I assume I will be invited