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Author Topic: It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!  (Read 24387 times)
Lori
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« on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

I did alot of research before I went on my trip to Vietnam. Yup, I had everything covered, no surprises for me. And I was very proud how I could accept the differances in  the cultures and way of life. I am an open minded person, and besides, I was prepared for the unexpected.
YEAH RIGHT!!
Day 2 on our "honey moon". We are in a bus that seats 30. Just enough room for Thai's ENTIRE family, minus Mother and Father. I never realized it, but their goal was to see EVERY single beach on the southern coast of Vietnam  within 5 days. So we spent a few hours at a beach, hop on the bus, go to another beach, send a few hours, hop on the bus....well, you get the picture.
It's really late at our first stop...we had driven along way and I had to pee. I stroll half asleep and follow my fellow female comrades into the bathroom. Oh no!!! I must have followed the wrong comrades. Surely I was in the mens bathroom. There is only a hole in the floor. I turn around..peek out the door.....nope I guess I must be in the right bathroom.  But what the heck is THIS?!?! I guess you are supposed to squat or something..and no freakin' toilet paper...just a bucket of water and a......could it be?Huh a ladle!!! So THIS is the famous bucket and ladle you guys always talked about in your posts. I have to admitt....I never really paid much attention to those posts. Now I wish I had...I could'nt do it. I walked out of that bathroom so confused....shaking my head...."I just don't get it." I walked back onto the bus, and explained this situation to my daughter. She says..."oh, I see Mom, It's not a bathroom, it's an adventure."
On this trip we ate at alot of side stands. And you know what that means boys!!! yup....DIARRHEA!!!
I guess the more rural the place is, the more likely you are to have to use an "Adventure" as we came to call it. I do have to admitt, there we some very lovely adventures. Beautiful holes in the ground, made of fine porcilin. I did finally give in and tried to use one. No problemo.... I can aim!! ha!!! I bet you didn't know that, huh boys?? But I never did figure out how the heck I was supposed to use that bucket and ladle. I got to be very creative. I probably did'nt do it right, but I got the job done and  at least I stopped looking very confused  when I walked out of the adventures. Beleive me, I got alot of "Are you OK?"'s and alot of strange looks walking out of those adventures.
I just want to say I came to hate that bus. I really did. But it is the only way to see the country-side, in my opinion. Waching the field farmer working their rice paddys, with the graves of their ancestors right there along with them. It really gave me a feeling of serenity. Giving a simple wave to a lonely walker, and having him or her wave back with a toothless smile.  I learned  what a simple smile can do. It amazed me, and it still does to just think about it.  I guess I just fell in love with this country and it's people. Like they say, you either hate it , or you love it.
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Dave H2O
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

Hi Lori,

I am happy to hear that you fell in love with Vietnam and had a great time in spite of your gastro-intestinal distress. The "Big D."

Now you're the one ladling out toilet humor. ;o)) Instead of going from beach to beach, I'll bet it sometimes felt like the bus was taking you from toilet to toilet. ;o) I thought we told you how that ladle (tabo/kabo in the PI) worked? LOL

In the Philippines, I used to state the words of Admiral Dewey when using the CR, "You may fire when ready Gridley!" When I exited, I would recite General MacArthur's immortal words, "I shall return!" ;o)) I always did....

Keep the adventure coming!

Dave H.

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kevin
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not an adventure, it's a toilet!!!, posted by Dave H2O on Aug 12, 2001

CR's ?!  Does that mean you shot at roosters.  (ha-ha)

- Kevin

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Cecil
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

Lori,

You have a wonderful way of telling this story!!!  I look forward to reading more in your next installment.

Cecil

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humabdos
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

Lori with my vivid imagination I have formed quite a mental pitcure of your bathroom experance!  OMG !!  Boy would I have love to be a little fly on the wall in there ! ROTFLMAO!   Why didn't you just watch one of the local girls how they did it?   Humabdos
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Jeff S
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

.. who, instead of right and left refer to their hands as the food hand and the poop hand. You know,  "go to the corner and turn poop and on the food side the street... " LOL. That's one think I REALLY like about the far east. Everything's really DIFFERENT! When you go to Europe it just looks old - Like Ohio except with stuck up people. In Asia, you're likely to be surprised at any time. Great story Lor!
-- Jeff S.
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Ray
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

Hi Lori,

Good post! Yes the initial “bathroom shock” is often a big part of the adventure in a new country, but it becomes especially adventurous when you have a touch of diarrhea and have to think really fast (ROFL!). Been there, done that...

Hey, this sounds like a really unique “honeymoon”. I can’t wait for the next chapter!

Ray

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Mars
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to It's not a toilet, it's an adventure!!, posted by Lori on Aug 12, 2001

I would like to hear more about your trip. Could you tell us more if you can find some time? Thank you in advance....
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