I have decided to de-lurk because my wife is working now and her jealousy quotient is falling a little. Plus I have discovered an important tip that I want to pass along to any who haven't tried it.
If you travel to Latin America looking for a wife I recommend that you take along a nice mint gel toothpaste. Not only is it good for maintaining healthy teeth, but my wife and I have discovered that it has other interesting uses.
Without going into intimate detail let's just say that it works the same as Arousal Gel, but instead of $10 an ounce, it's about $1 an ounce.
Buen aprovecho.
Steve