How to impress a Filipina

[Lonny]

How to impress a Filipina,
Compliment her,
Cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her......

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN....
Show up naked holding a pizza and a six pack.

[FilipinaCupid]

... in response to How to impress a Filipina, posted by Lonny on Aug 17, 2001


OK Jerry, if you read this, i make you promise.  You do the 1st list & I'll happily do the 2nd!!!!

Well, I would like to add respect & marriage to 1st list.  But then, after I do 2nd, I guess respect is in trouble ... but I know marriage will be stronger.hehehe

OK, Jerry, diet-Coke instead of beer, just for You.  Not that you would notice ;-)  
      Guys, how long does Pizza stay good?

I stop now.  I t~h~i~n~k I have said enough. blush-blush

anonymous
(like that will fool anyone :-)

[tomtneal]

... in response to Sounds  FAIR  to  me!!, posted by FilipinaCupid on Aug 18, 2001

it stay's good untill you smell fish

[Windmill Boy]

... in response to Sounds  FAIR  to  me!!, posted by FilipinaCupid on Aug 18, 2001

Jean

I've got some good news or bad news depending on how you want to view it.  Many American Men are very happy to enjoy their pizza cold the next day also.  It makes a great breakfast. after 3 or 4 days though it loses its appeal as it get dried out in the refridgerator  but it has usually been eaten up buy the guys by then.   Being  a chef / bachelor  I am spoiled and I do not eat left over food often  but I will gladly make  exception for eating the remaineder of the pizza.  So jerry may have a good deal going if he eats his pizza slowly  ha ha ha.  But dont forget he has to keep up his part of the list also.

Windmill Boy

[FilipinaCupid]

... in response to Sounds  FAIR  to  me!!, posted by FilipinaCupid on Aug 18, 2001


It is late here and I lost my head.  I can't believe I said that ... outloud.

[outwest77]

... in response to HELP! Patrick, delete my above post - - ..., posted by FilipinaCupid on Aug 18, 2001

it does not sound bad to me, if i am him i wont get mad

[humabdos]

... in response to Re: HELP! Patrick, delete my above post ..., posted by outwest77 on Aug 18, 2001

Hey maybe she will show up at your place instead Outwest.;-)

Humabdos

[outwest77]

... in response to Re: Re: HELP! Patrick, delete my above p..., posted by humabdos on Aug 18, 2001

naaa, no filipinas here, )

[Lori]

... in response to How to impress a Filipina, posted by Lonny on Aug 17, 2001

That's how you impress an American Man.....sorry boys, could'nt let that one slide.

[Dave H2O]

... in response to be more specific..., posted by Lori on Aug 17, 2001

N/T

[SteveG]

... in response to be more specific..., posted by Lori on Aug 17, 2001

She could forget about the beer in my case - I don't drink.  
                                      SteveG

[Dave H2O]

... in response to There you go Generalizing, Lori!!!, posted by SteveG on Aug 17, 2001

Steve,

I don't drink either and I'm allergic to wheat, so pizza is out. Do you you think that she would just show up naked without delivering anything? ;o))

Dave H.

[Pete]

... in response to Come to think of it..., posted by Dave H2O on Aug 17, 2001

Allergic to pizza?! Say it ain't so! I think I'd have a harder time mending my heart over that than over a bad relationship any day of the week... Hey Dave, I've been meaning to ask you, what part of Lauderdale are u in? I grew up in N.Lauderdale and went to school in Margate and Coconut Creek.

Pete

P.S. This thread reminds me of an old bastos cartoon I saw once...it showed a man returning from work and the wife is laying on the floor nekkid with her legs up waiting for him - a 6-pack on one foot and a newspaper on the other.

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Re: Come to think of it..., posted by Pete on Aug 18, 2001

Pete,

I am going to try to make a pizza crust out of rice flour today. Wish me luck! Yesterday I had rice spaghetti...not to bad. I think that I will change my name to Rice Boy.

I am sure Windmill Boy can appreciate the wonderful properties of wheat and other gluten (high protein) flours (rye, barley, spelt, kamut). Non-gluten flours (rice, soy, buckwheat, etc.) are not as elastic and easy to work with. The finished products are usually hard, dense and taste no where near as delicious.

Because wheat and other gluten grains are added to many products, many people are now sensitive or allergic due to overexposure and not even aware of it. Gluten is hidden in many foods, candy, caramel color, instant coffee, decaffinated coffee, tea, condiments, glues on envelopes and stamps, french fries (because the same oil is used to fry breaded products such as chicken nuggets, the flour comes off and transfers), imitation seafood, medicines.... It only takes a minute amount to get a reaction. In Italy, the problem is so serious that they want to test all children before the age of 6. Some doctors and scientists now believe that gluten allergies or sensitivity and celiac disease (serious inflamation of the intestines) can cause many illnesses including; arthritis, colon cancer, diabetes, sinus problems, fatigue, and even death if very allergic. It can also aggravate other illnesses. I recently discovered my allergy (wheat, rye, barley) when my doctor did allergy testing.

I live in south Broward, in the Hollywood area.

It's a good thing I've "gone Asian." ;o))

Rice Boy (aka Dave H.)