**What you think of me is none of my business.-- Terry Cole-Whittaker
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**You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman
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**The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. -- Ann Bancroft
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**Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. --Benjamin Franklin
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**My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman
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**My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
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**A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle
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**I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns
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**When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. -- Elaine Boosler
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**The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.-- Henny Youngman
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