Alimony......(For Hum)

[Stephen]

The divorce court judge said:
"Mr. Smith, I have decided to
give your wife $275 a week."

And Mr Smith said:
"That`s very fair, your honor.
And every now and then, I'll
try to send her a few bucks, too!"

[alex]

... in response to Alimony......(For Hum), posted by Stephen on Jun 22, 2001

Had a friend, GARY who married a lady from the Phils with a 5 year old boy. He adopted the boy, two years later she left. Now his is paying over $600 bucks a month for a child that is not his. What is worse, her ex came to the US and now live together, with the help of Gary's child support.

[jim in the pis]

... in response to Alimony......(For Hum), posted by Stephen on Jun 22, 2001

i know you were joking steve, but sometimes some funny things do happen in divorce.
now hum you may get a kick out of this.
i was in divorce court with my ex fighting to keep my property, it seemed that she decided later after moving out that she wanted some money. so to court we went.
it was proven in court that she had been repaid for every dime she ever brought to the marriage, had desposed of her property as she saw fit, and keep any and all proceeds.
on the sell of one of my properties she wanted half the money. well the property sold at a loss, so there was no profit.
she was questioned on the stand and said, but i deserve it.
well my only whitness was the judges sister inlaw.
in his sumasion to my ex he told her that he was going to save her some time, time for perjery due to her lies and dismissed the case and then told her to pay my attorney.
i never got a dime.

[Stephen]

... in response to Re: Alimony......(For Hum), posted by jim in the pis on Jun 23, 2001

Yep....it's one thing to get a judgment in your favor from the court.

It's another thing to collect the money.

[humabdos]

... in response to Alimony......(For Hum), posted by Stephen on Jun 22, 2001

ROTFLMAO!   hEY THATS FUNNY Stephen!  I was just in court today representing my self in a restraining order hearing with my Ex-wife she renewed the restraining order and I appealed They had it where I couldn't go to the largest sporting goods store in town just because my ex worked there. I can now shop there on her days off. Which is fine with me.  She brought her Dike man hater scumbag attorney with her I bet It cost her $500 LOL!  I won again. he he he This time it cost me nothing! ;o)

At least I have access to state of the art fish'n and hunt'n gear!  Now I am a happy camper! Humabdos

[Jeff S]

... in response to Re: Alimony......(For Hum), posted by humabdos on Jun 22, 2001

.. and getting between him and the huntin' and fishin' gear just isn't acceptable in anyone's book. Isn't that in the bill of Rights or something?

-- Jeff S.

[kevin]

... in response to Re: Alimony......(For Hum), posted by humabdos on Jun 22, 2001

What a state-of-the-art slime bag who just doesn't give up.  She is evil and it makes me cringe to hear stories like this.  Of course she has no "hiya" about what she did.

Perhaps you can sue he for defamation of character.  Sue that b**** for all the anguish she's wreaked in your life.  If you could succeed at that, it might be justice in its true sense.

If you weren't bothering her and she accused you like this, perhaps you have grounds against her.  It seems she's just after a reason to try to bag you or something.  Can't she just leave you alone.  Now what next?  If she sees you in the store parking lot, will she accuse you of stalking?  If her lover hits her, will she say that you broke in the house and assaulted her?  That seems ridiculous, but I wouldn't put it past somebody like her to try to pull that stuff.

Just be careful.  May true justice and karma prevail.

- Kevin

[Stephen]

... in response to Re: Re: Alimony......(For Hum), posted by kevin on Jun 23, 2001

Divorce law is not about justice.

It's about getting two angry people on their way as fast and practically as possible under the circumstances.

[Dingo]

... in response to Re: Alimony......(For Hum), posted by humabdos on Jun 22, 2001

Speaking of lawyers ok..."Attorneys".
I was in the "pooper" at work the other day and I heard
two lawyers talking one said he went to the proctologist the other day. The other guys said "what did the doctor find up there?" to which the first lawyer
said "he found nothing, everything is fine" the 2nd lawyer
said " oh then it's just as I thought your a perfect
(A** hole)"........(|)