Hi everyone. People always ask me why I'm single so I started keeping track of my dating memoirs over a 9 month period.Including the girls name,her age,her description,and what transpired. I am putting it on this board for your entertainment. Now you know why I'm going to a foreign country. Enjoy
1) CHRISTIE--------------------24 yrs old----------------------------------- SHORT CUTE BLONDE, HAS A RESEMBLANCE TO TONYA HARDING, HAS 1 CHILD….MET HER AT THE BAR WHEN I WENT OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TONY AND DAMON…SHE WAS VERY FRIENDLY …..CALLED HER ..NEVER HEARD BACK FROM HER
2) NATALIE ------------------ 19 yrs old------------------CUTE BLONDE… HAD A LOT OF FUN DANCING ALL NIGHT …CALLED HER AND NEVER HEARD FROM HER ….SEEN HER OUT A WEEK LATER AND SHE SAID “ OH YEAH I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU “
3) RAMIE --------------------- 23 yrs old --------------- PETITE LONG HAIR BRUNETTE…I’VE ACTUALLY KNOWN THIS ONE FOR ABOUT A YEAR ,…JUST BROKE UP W/ HER BOYFRIEND ….HAD FUN DANCING …SAID SHE WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW DANCE PARTNER..GAVE ME HER NUMBER, I CALLED HER, NEVER HEARD FROM HER
4) JESSICA ------------------ 22 ------------------- PETITE VERY ATTACTIVE, STRAWBERRY BLONDE,COLLEGE STUDENT …………KNOW HER THRU SWING DANCING …SHE USED TO DATE A FRIEND OF MINE………… CALLED HER AND INVITED HER OUT…….. SAID SHE WAS TOO BUSY…….HAVE SEEN HER OUT SEVERAL TIMES SINCE
5) KIMBERLY------------------ 26 -------------------- BRUNETTE, CUTE, WEARS GLASSES, ATHLETIC FIGURE, ACCOUNTANT, DANCED WITH HER ALL NIGHT..SHE MADE ME PROMISE THAT I WOULD TAKE HER OUT DANCING. …CALLED HER 3 TIMES. …EACH TIME SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T KNOW HER SCHEDULE AND TO CALL BACK…. I FINALLY GAVE UP
6) ANGIE ------------------------ 21 ---------------------- CUTE YOUNG BLONDE ,NICE SMILE …MET HER AT A PIZZA JOINT ….. FINALLY ASKED HER OUT, SHE SOUNDED EXCITED.. WHEN I CALLED HER THE DAY OF THE DATE TO CONFIRM SHE CANCELLED (SHE HAD TO HELP OUT A FRIEND)
7) SARAH ------------------------ 32 ------------------------- TALL ATTRACTIVE BLONDE ………HAD FUN DANCING WITH THIS GIRL …….. WE AGREED TO GO OUT AND EXCHANGED NUMBERS….CALLED HER, NEVER HEARD FROM HER
ERICA -------------------------- 20 -------------------------- TALL ATTRACTIVE BLONDE, WE DANCED, HAD FUN, ………SHE ACTUALLY CALLED ME FIRST …WE MADE A DATE ……SHE CANCELLED THE DAY OF THE DATE (SHE WASN’T FEELING WELL)
9) BRIDGETTE ------------------- .27 -------------------------- REDHEAD, CUTE..HAD FUN DANCING W/HER …..EXCHANGED NUMBERS, CALLED… NEVER HEARD FROM HER
10) MARIAM ----------------------- 38 -------------------------- SLIM BRUNETTE ,HISPANIC(NO KIDS) ……….THIS ONE ACTUALLY, RETURNED MY CALL , MADE A DATE AND SHOWED UP ! ,… UPDATE..HAD A 2ND DATE W/MIRIAM ( A LUNCH DATE) DURING LUNCH , I ASKED HER OUT FOR THE WEEKEND AND SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK W/ HER EX-BOYFRIEND OVER THE WEEKEND
11) GAIL -------------------------- 34 -------------------------- ITALIAN, HYPERACTIVE, ATHLETIC BUILT , HAS A 14 YR OLD PROBLEM CHILD SON.,WORKS IN MY REAL ESTATE OFFICE ……..WE MADE A DINNER DATE, SHE CALLED ME AND CONFIRMED THE DAY OF THE DATE …SHE NEVER SHOWED UP……I ATE BY MYSELF…..UPDATE…SHE FINALLY CALLED ME…5 MONTHS LATER…SHE SAID SHE WAS TOO EMABARESD TO CALL…IT TOOK HER ALL THESE MONTHS TO GET UP THE NERVE TO CALL; HER STORY WAS THAT ON THE NIGHT OF THE DATE HER EX –BOYFRIEND SHOWED UP AND THEY GOT IN A FIGHT…SAID SHE WOULD MAKE IT UP TO ME AND THAT I SHOULD CALL HER THIS WEEK TO SEE IF WE COULD GET TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND….YEAH RIGHT
12) MELINA---------------------- 40 --------------------------MEDIUM LENGH BRUNETTE HAIR, VERY NICE PHYSIQUE, SEXY, HISPANIC, MASSAGE THERAPIST ... I NORMALLY DON’T GO AFTER 40 SOMETHINGS BUT IN MELINA’S CASE I’LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION…. MET HER AT SALSA, EXCHANGED #’S…CALLED HER LATER AND INVITED HER TO A DANCE; SHE SAID “ OH I’M ALREADY GOING TO THAT DANCE” SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING LIKE “ WELL MAYBE ANOTHER TIME” SO I DECIDED TO FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE..I’VE SEEN HER OUT A FEW TIMES SINCE.
13) KATHERINE--------------------- 27----------------------- LONG BLONDE HAIR, SHE COULD PASS FOR 21. I RECENTLY MET HER OUT AND GOT HER NUMBER AND AM SCHEDULED TO CALL HER NEXT WEEK..WHO KNOWS… UPDATE: THE BIG DAY CAME AND I CALLED. AFTER SOME SMALL TALK I PROCEEDED TO SEE IF SHE WANTED TO GET TOGETHER..HER RESPONSE…..”OH WELL I ACTUALLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND” “SORRY ABOUT THAT” AND I’M THINKING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HANG WITH AND GIVE YOUR # OUT TO SOME DUDE WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHAT DOES SHE THINK IF A GUY MEETS HER AND ASKS FOR HER NUMBER HE’S JUST LOOKING FOR OCCASIONAL PHONE CHAT. THESE CHICKS ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
14) JODYANN------------------------ 31 ----------------------- LONG HAIR TO THE MIDDLE OF HER BACK, VERY PETITE (ABOUT 5’0 AND 105LBS), ATTRACTIVE, HISPANIC…MY TENANTS ACTUALLY INTRODUCED ME TO THIS ONE …… I HAVEN’T MET HER IN PERSON, BUT HAVE HAD SEVERAL PHONE CONVERSATIONS W/HER, HER EX BOYFRIEND OF 11 YRS WAS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER.I’M NOT SURE I’M COMFORTABLE W/THAT……… TOO EARLY TO TELL WHAT MAY HAPPEN.
UPDATE…. FINALLY MADE A DATE FOR THIS FRIDAY WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS I GUESS..UPDATE: WE HAD PLANNED SEVERAL DATES OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL WEEKS AND SHE CANCELLED ALL OF THEM DUE TO VARIOUS TRIVIAL REASONS. I HUNG IN THERE BECAUSE I WAS DETERMINED TO MEET HER. SHE FINALLY MADE IT TO A DATE (SALSA DANCING) SHE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SHE KNOWS IT. SHE WAS VERY MUCH THE FLIRTY BAR FLY TYPE..SHE FELT THE NEED TALK AND CHAT WITH ANYONE AROUND US. THE MORE ALCOHOL SHE HAD THE MORE ANIMATED SHE BECAME.WE ACTUALLY DID HAVE CHEMISTRY ON THIS DATE ANDS SHE WAS SOMEWHAT AFFECTIONATE (COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEER WHO KNOWS) AFTER THE DATE I TOOK HER HOME AND WALKED HER TO HER TO THE DOOR.AS WE WHERE WALKNG UP THE STAIRS SHE TURNED AROUND AND A PROLONGED KISS ENSUED.
I WAS LIKE “RIGHT ON JACKPOT”! AFTER THE KISS WE MADE A DATE FOR THE NEXT DAY (TO THE DRIVE-IN).I SKIPPED HAPPILY BACK TO MY CAR WELL THE NEXT DAY SHE CALLED TO TELL ME THAT SHE WAS WITH FAMILY ALL DAY AND WAS WORE OUT, BUT COULD WE GET TOGETHER TOMMORROW AND GO TO DINNER…OF COURSE I SAID YES…THEN NEXT DAY SHE CALLED AND SAID SHE HAD A LOT OF THINGS TO DO IN PREPARATION OF FOR WORK THE FOLLOWING DAY SO SHE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT BUT SHE WANTED TO GO THE MOVIES THE NEXT DAY..SHE CALLED THE NEXT DAY THAT WORK WAS VERY STRESSFUL SO WANTED TO CANCEL ON THE MOVIES..SAID SHE WOULD CALL IN A COUPLE DAYS SO WE COULD GET TOGETHER..SHE DIDN’T CALL BACK FOR A WEEK AND A HALF..SHE APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY (SAID SHE HAD BEEN BUSY WITH FRIENDS) ..CONCLUSION: SHE’S PRETTY AND KNOWS IT AND IS USED TO DOING WHATEVER SHE WANTS WHEN GUYS ARE CONCERNED AND THEY ARE PROBABLY LIKE LITTLE PUPPY DOGS WITH HER. WELL ITS NOT GOING TO WORK WITH ME. I WON’T BE CALLING HER BACK. I WISH HER THE BEST
15) MELANIE-------------------------- 26------------------------- NATURAL BLONDE HAIR, SCHOOL TEACHER, WHOLESOME INDIANA FARM GIRL, ATHLETIC, …JUST GOT HER # …AM SCHEDULED TO CALL HER THIS WEEK TO GO OUT SWING DANCING….I GUESS WE’LL SEE…. UPDATE…. CALLED HER, SHE ACTUALLY CALLED BACK AND WE MADE A DATE. CALLED ME THE DAY OF THE DATE AND CANCELLED DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE JUST HAD JUST MET A GUY AND SHE DECIDED THAT SHE WANTED TO BE EXCLUSIVE W/HIM. 2ND TIME THIS WEEK I’VE LOST OUT TO OTHER GUYS
16) MEGAN ----------------------------19 --------------------------VERY PETITE VERY CUTE, BLONDE NECK LENGH HAIR COLLEGE FRESHMAN AT CU, MATURE … RECENTLY GOT HER NUMBER, AM SUPPOSED TO CALL HER AND GO SALSA DANCING…WE’LL SEE
17) KRISTINE -------------------------27 ------------------------- SHORT, PETITE GIRL, VERY CURLY, THICK, SHOULDER LENGH DARK,OLIVE COMPLECTION. LOOKS JEWISH OR MAYBE ITALIAN, KINDA CUTE, NATIVE NEW YORKER,..WENT OUT TO COFFEE WITH MUTUAL FRIENDS.SHE WAS MAINLY QUIET THE WHOLE TIME…FOUND OUT A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THRU A MUTUAL FRIEND THAT I WASN’T HER TYPE
18) ANDREA--------------------------29 -------------------------NATURAL BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, ATTRACTIVE, WELL BUILT, MASSAGE THERAPIST IN DOWNTOWN DENVER, MET HER AT SALSA, GOT HER NUMBER; CALLED, SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T REMEMBER GIVING ME HER NUMBER BUT SHE SAID SHE REMEMBERED WHO I WAS AND SHE AGREED TO GO OUT. OUR DATE IS FOR THIS THURSDAY. SHE SOUNDS PRETTY NONCHALANT AND APATHETIC SO THIS COULD VERY WELL BE A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD THURSDAY NIGHT…………..SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE…SHE SHOWED UP…SHE WAS 45 MINUTES LATE, BUT AT LEAST SHE MADE IT I GUESS..LETS SEE HOW DID THE DATE GO…WELL SHE WAS SOMEWHAT ATTENTIVE TO ME.AND THERE WAS POSSIBLY SOME CHEMISTRY (ALTHOUGH IT COULD HAVE JUST BEEN THE ALCOHOL; WE HAD QUITE A FEW) ……I’M DEFINITLEY ATTRACTED TO AND LIKE THIS ONE. (MAYBE ITS BECAUSE I’M JUST NOT ACCUSTOMED TO GOING OUT ON DATES WITH ATTRACTIVE BLONDES) I’VE BEEN ADVISED BY AT LEAST 1 FRIEND THAT I SHOULD JUST BLOW HER OFF (IF SHE WASN’T FULLY ATTENTIVE THEN IT JUST ISN’T GOING TO BE THERE) HOWEVER WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO MY FRIENDS; I WILL ASK HER OUT ON ANOTHER DATE…. THAT WAY NO ONE CAN SAY, “ YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER OUT AGAIN”! I SHALL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!!!..UPDATE: WENT OUT WITH HER AGAIN SHE WAS PRETTY DISTANT. I THINK SHE JUST WANTS SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH. HAVEN’T HEARD FROM HER FOR SEVERAL WEEKS NOW
19) JENNY --------------------------32--------------------------------BRUNETTE, PROLIFIC NOSE, OPERA SINGER, NICE APPEARANCE, I ACTUALLY MET THIS ONE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAS BROKEN UP W/HER BOYFRIEND AND IS NOW SINGLE. MUTUAL FRIENDS TOLD HER THAT I WANTED TO TALK TO HER SO SHE GAVE THEM HER # TO GIVE TO ME. CALLED 3-4 DAYS AGO STILL NO RESPONSE. UPDATE. SURPRISE, SHE CALLED BACK WE’RE GOING TO LUNCH NEXT WEEK….UPDATE ACTUALLY DATED THIS ONE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS… KIND OF FIZZLED OUT …SHE CALLED ME ABOUT 4 WKS INTO IT AND SAID THAT SHE JUST WANTED TO REMAIN FRIENDS (SHE DIDN’T FEEL WE HAD THAT MUCH IN COMMON)
20) BARBARA--------------------29------------------------------------PLATINUM BLONDE, LARGE CLEAR BLUE EYES, ATHLETIC, VERY ATTRACTIVE..THIS IS AN INTERESTING ONE. I USED TO DATE HER OLDER SISTER WHEN I WAS 19 YRS OLD. SHE HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON ME AT THE TIME.FOUND HER ON THE INTERNET. SHE SAID SHE WAS SINGLE AND HAD BROKEN UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND.WE MADE A LUNCH DATE.WE HIT IT OFF VERY WELL. SHE BEGAN TO CALL SEVERAL TIMES A DAY AND WE BEGAN TO GO OUT TO LUNCH EVERYDAY. I WAS THINKING WOW, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST INTENSE FEELINGS I’VE EXPERIENCED RIGHT OFF THE BAT FOR MAYBE 7 YRS. I WAS IN HEAVEN. ALL OF A SUDDEN AND WITHOUT NOTICE SHE QUIT CALLING .I LEFT A MESSAGE OR 2 AND NO RETURN CALL. SHE FINALLY CALLED AND SAID SHE HADN’T CALLED BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING A TOUGH TIME AT WORK AND SHE HAD TOO MANY THINGS GOING ON IN HER PERSONAL LIFE. SAID SHE WOULD CALL LATER. NEVER HEARD FROM HER. CONCLUSION…SHE GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HER EXBOYFRIEND
This list is only part of the picture. To even get these 20 contacts I had to screen maybe 60 women. In other words there were 60 women that I found attractive and approached them .Out of the 60 these 20 were the ones remaining that:
A) Were not married
B) Did not have a boyfriend or any type of romantic relationship
C) Were emotionally available (i.e. I’m not looking to go out,(or date ) right now)
D) Did not have any obvious character or personality problems
E) Even talked to or acknowledged me period
And out of these 20 contacts there is 5 actual dates here.None resulting in a love connection.So as it stands I’m 5 for 60 right now ( 5 dates out of 60 prospects) I’m really looking forward to my next 60 prospects!
