Don't go without them

[Carrisse]

You need two tools to be happy:  WD40 and duct tape.

If its not moving and should--use WD40.
If its moving and shouldn't--use duct tape.

And if you lived with her long enough you'll get to know her better.

This is a joke.  Flame away!

[Dave H2O]

... in response to Don't go without them, posted by Carrisse on Jun 20, 2001

Hmmm Carrisse,

I needed 2 tools to be happy with my ex,

If it wasn't moving and should, I broke out the Jaws of Life.

If was moving and shouldn't, it was time for my arc welder.

And I lived her long enough to know better!

This is no joke, so please don't flame me. ;o)))

Time for bed, see you in the morning.

Dave H.