Colombianas and cupboard doors

[Pete E]

Just a silly question to the married guys.Do your wives leave all the kitchen cupboard doors open?My wife does.It looks very sloppy plus you can hit your head on one.
The only thing I can figure is her mother has no doors on her cupboards,which may be typical Colombia,so leaving them wide open seems kind of the same.
This is not serious,just kind of strange.One other guy said his wife did the same.

Pete

[tommi]

... in response to Colombianas and cupboard doors, posted by Pete E on May 15, 2002

Great topic guys!!! Now I can tell the calenas that one of my quirks is a woman who sleeps in P.J's. Let's see how many now say "I sleep in the nude."

See all you newbies!!! There is always help available here!!

[Cali vet]

... in response to Colombianas and cupboard doors, posted by Pete E on May 15, 2002

Well all right since we're on colombiana quirks, what's this pijama crapola??? Are there ANY colombianas that can sleep in the nude???

[mck]

... in response to Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors and s..., posted by Cali vet on May 15, 2002

that cupboard thing is pretty interesting. My novia sleeps naked and works out naked but she lives in an all female household most of the time because the dad lives with his Mistress 75% of the time and her brother has his own house.

[greg]

... in response to Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors a..., posted by mck on May 15, 2002

TROLL hehehe

[Cali vet]

... in response to Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors a..., posted by mck on May 15, 2002

But does she sleep and work out naked in the cuboard? More importantly what are the ages of her father, her mother and the mistress? This info will provide interesting cultural clues.

[mck]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard doo..., posted by Cali vet on May 16, 2002

She is almost short enough to fit into a cupboard but not sure. The father is 64 I believe, the Mistress is 67, and the mom is 62. She told me he met his Mistress when she was about 30 and its been going on for about 37 years. The relation between the females in the family and the father is not good. My novia thinks her dad is a total jerk. Just to give you an example, her brother was in a car accident and got pretty badly injured a few months ago and the first thing the father asked at the accident scene was "where is my car?" instead of "where is my son?". I guess that angered alot of people at the accident scene, that the father would care more about his car then his own son.

[Pete E]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard..., posted by mck on May 16, 2002

My cousins sons were driving one of his works trucks (a semi)The brakes went out on a long down grade .They hit the emergency exit at 100 MPH and rolled the truck end over end.They were not injured.When they called my cousin to tell him he said"what,you wrecked my truck?".His son said "Dad,I just looked death in the face and all you are worried about is your truck."My cousin felt real bad when he learned how close they came to getting killed.
The moral,f--- the truck,or the car.

Pete

[Cali vet]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard..., posted by mck on May 16, 2002

Good! here we have a clear example of how important it is to maintain a miniscule age gap, say two or three years max in order to have a functionl, loving and long lasting relationship based on family values. Too bad about your novia's negativism. I bet her dad thinks she's a real jerk!

Wasn't her father astonished to find both his son and his car had completely dissapeared from the accident scene?

[mck]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Colombianas and cupb..., posted by Cali vet on May 16, 2002

I happen to like the dad, he seems like a pretty cool guy. I talked to her earlier today and asked about the car and it was towed by the time the dad got to the scene of the accident.

[Cali vet]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Colombianas and ..., posted by mck on May 17, 2002

What's not to like, yeah he sounds cool and a classic example of the story we've heard so many times; guy in mid-life crisis runs off with an older woman.

[Pete E]

... in response to Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors and s..., posted by Cali vet on May 15, 2002

Haven't met one yet but my experience is limited to one.
I'm glad I'm not the only guy with that problem also,I thought maybe it was just my wife that was like that.She tends to be a tad(well,more than a tad) conservative.
I just have some hope of training her to close the doors.Sleep in the buff?No way in h---.She does have a nice collection of night clothes though.

Pete

[Cali vet]

... in response to Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors a..., posted by Pete E on May 15, 2002

I had a novia coreana who told me about her coreana girlfriend unhappy in her arranged marriage. Seems she'd roll herself up in the sheet like a cucoon at night. Talk about limited access! So it could be worse I guess but jeeeez!!!

[TexasRob]

... in response to Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors and s..., posted by Cali vet on May 15, 2002

Yes

[Cali vet]

... in response to Re: Re: Colombianas and cupboard doors a..., posted by TexasRob on May 15, 2002

My god! you found one! Well that's a releif, at least according to you, there's por lo menos una. But for many guys this could involve years of expensive therepy when they bring their new wives back to the states.