This article was sent by my "older sister" and illustrates the propaganda "old" AWs believe. Is it any wonder we "old" guys go south.
written by a man? not one with cajones. jim c
The column entitled "Suddenly Senior" was written by a man
with a cap that says "Old F--t".
He says, "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why."
* An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night
to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
* An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past
the age of 50 gives a d--n what you might think about her.
* An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful
relationships" and "commitment". The last thing she needs in her
life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!
* Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if
they think they can get away with it.
* Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are
generous with praise, often undeserved.
* An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even
her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Older women couldn't care less.
* Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to an older woman. They always know.
* An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.
* Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier
than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of
pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal
and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her
daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to
look forward to.)
* Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Yes, we praise older
women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22
year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are genetically inferior
is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger
age, leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate the
exquisite woman you've become. Without the distraction of some
demanding old f--t clinging and whining his way into your serenity.
