Reflection and Actions

[Dave H]

... in response to Just say no to "Freebird" , posted by pete on Apr 3, 2001

"Saturday Night Special"

"Two feets they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do
And two bodies lyin' naked
Creeper think he got nothin' to loose
So he creeps into this house, yeah
And unlocks the door
And while a man reaching for his trousers
Shoots him full of .38 holes"

(I would have used a larger caliber) ;o))

Dave H.

[SteveG]

... in response to Greed N' Lust, posted by Dave H on Apr 3, 2001

Dave,
 Greed N' Lust, huh?   That reminds me of something my European history professor said while I was in College.  
He was criticizing Rock/Pop music in general and telling us about some concert his daughter had gone to but he couldn't remember the name of the band.   Finally he just said it was something like "Nasal Nick and his Nine Nasty Nose Pickers".  I almost fell out of my seat laughing!  

 Who knows though, if it was marketed correctly and Nick wore huge baggy pants with the crotch down to his ankles - covered with shiny snot smears of course -it just might sell!  
                                          SteveG

PS - This post might reveal too much of my low classed humor for my own good!  LOL

[Dave H]

... in response to What about this for a Boy Band Name???, posted by SteveG on Apr 3, 2001

Hi Steve,

I think that you're onto something. "Nasal Nick and His Nine Nasty Nose Pickers." ROFLMAO What happened to the 10th picker...oh he was the drummer. He used his sticks. I think that it would do well.

I was thinking of Kevin B. and His Flamming Butt Trumpets. Their new CD is titled, "Love Songs From Below the Heart." It features their new hit singles, "Red Hot Chili, Weekend at Taco Bell, Fire Sauce, Tabo With a Hole, and Let Me Bend Over (and Crack You a Smile)."

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to ROFLMAO!, posted by Dave H on Apr 3, 2001

Do any of you remember the Who "Sell Out" album?  On the cover, Roger Daltrey is sitting in a bath tub full of baked beans.  He's holding a giant opened can of Heinz oven baked beans.

There's a caption under the picture.  It reads:

"This way to a cowboy's breakfast.  Daltrey rides again.  'Thanks: to Heinz Baked Beans every day is a super day'.  Those who know how many beans make five get Heinz beans inside and outside at every opportunity.  Get saucy."

Geez, I wonder if Roger Daltrey did stick his butt to the microphone at the concerts.  I've never been to a Who concert, but I know they've smashed instruments and I think once performed the loudest concert on record.

I'm also wondering if Roger Daltrey was one of Dr. Methane's more favored patients.

- Kevin

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: ROFLMAO!, posted by kevin on Apr 3, 2001

I'd walk all over you to see The Who. Especially in Cincinnati.

Dave H.

[SteveG]

... in response to ROFLMAO!, posted by Dave H on Apr 3, 2001

Dave,
 You may have given Kevin the means to become a rich man here!  What about it Kevin?   You could call your first concert circuit the "No Beano Tour".  

 For some reason unbeknownst to me, the Lynard Skynard lyrics "oooh that smell, can you smell that smell??? - that smell that's around youooooo..." just popped into my mind.
Wonder why I thought of that?
                                 SteveG

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: ROFLMAO!, posted by SteveG on Apr 3, 2001

Steve,

That "No Beano Tour" is too funny. ;o)) I wonder what would happen when the audience lit their cigarette lighters for an encore. =8-O

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to ROFLMAO Again!, posted by Dave H on Apr 4, 2001

I think Roger Daltrey might be the guy to ask?

- Kevin

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: ROFLMAO Again!, posted by kevin on Apr 4, 2001

Hey Kevin,

What about Peter Frampton and his "talking guitar box (talk box)?" He had one end of the tube in his mouth. I always wondered where he shoved the other end. It was supposed to be some sort of electronic gadget. The way he sounded when he sang, "Do You Feel Like We Do?", he must have been breathing some sort of gas. ;o))

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Bands created by the Devil, posted by Howard on Apr 3, 2001

Howard,

You are right about BSB! Pure Greed! Time for them to break away from the corporate machine and give something back to their young fans. If you are paying to see them by the pound, well...it might be a better deal than skinny little Prince. LOL

Eminem, I have to agree too. Hey wait a minute...where have I heard that name before? M&M...Mike M. Say, you don't suppose that they are the same guy? ;o))

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to Boy Bands, posted by Dingo on Apr 3, 2001

Well, so is Led Zeppelin and Kiss for that matter.  I suppose if it depends on whether you just enjoy the music or take heed to the supposed subliminal messages.

Hey, my ex-wife was a fan of Guns 'n Roses.  I have to admit I enjoy some Guns 'n Roses tunes.  But I don't follow their ways.  I have a balance in my musical tastes too.  I could listen to Beethoven just as much, or more, than I would listen to Guns 'n Roses.  To me, my favorite Guns n' Roses tunes are nothing more than energy releasing music.  Not something that I have to perpetually hear at at 120 decibels.  Heck, if I had a choice between Guns 'n Roses and Ray Snyder's farts, I'd probably prefer Ray Snyder's farts.  At least I might get more entertainment value.

- Kevin

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Boy Bands, posted by kevin on Apr 3, 2001

Hi Kevin,

I will take Guns N' Roses over the later. ;o)) I've got a feeling that it won't smell like a rose. Believe it or not, two of their songs, "Don't Cry" and "Patience" are two of Marife and my favorite love songs, even at 120 decibels. Hey...do you guys think that you could learn those tunes on your "butt trumpets." Kevin and Ray Blast Guns N' Roses." Ray could play his "vulcanized musical pig." ;o))I would buy that CD!

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to Alternative Bands, posted by Dave H on Apr 3, 2001


Dave,

How about "butt bagpipes".  I'd love to hear them.  Playing them has got to be quite a feat.

- Kevin

[Pete]

... in response to Re: Boy Bands, posted by kevin on Apr 3, 2001

That's just a sign that you're getting old *smirk*

[FL]

... in response to Reflection and Actions, posted by Howard on Apr 2, 2001

My respect and admiration go with you. You chose your course with great thought and wisdom, FL