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Author Topic: Staying safe in the Philippines  (Read 3809 times)
Humabdos
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« on: September 02, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

How to stay safe in the Philippines  (or anywhere else)

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of
all
fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
occur
to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents
involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above all

else, avoid hospitals.


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Peter Lee
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Humabdos on Sep 2, 2003

Fwuee!  I am glad I stuck with the my motorcyle I put 2200klm in two months.   Da statistics must be good coz I didn't get close to any accidents.  So to be very very safe get a motorcycle and ride the hell out of it.
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Humabdos
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Peter Lee on Sep 8, 2003

So how's things going ?  Watch out for the coconut's one almost took my head off! It hit me right in the chest and left me with brused ribs. Not many cars on Siquijor but watch out for the Coconuts ( My Exwife said probably a wok wok throw it).

Hum

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Ray
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So?
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Peter Lee on Sep 8, 2003

Does Peter Lee now walk among the married???
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nealt
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Humabdos on Sep 2, 2003

alway;s carry for protection ak-47 with a shoulder belt and extra clips this helps you to get better prices on food and clothes also,a bola in the belt is good also but be sure and wear your camo
tneal
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Ray
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Humabdos on Sep 2, 2003

But what's the percentage killed by Aswangs?
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Humabdos
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: Staying safe in the Philippines, posted by Ray on Sep 3, 2003

n/t
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