Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress
nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a
cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the
Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my
treat.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat
down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang, how's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's
boy over there?" The waitress nodded,
so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of
coke, on my bill.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he
raised up his hands, praised the Lord
and did a series of backflips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck
jumped up and yelled..."Don't touch me......I'm
drawin' disability!"
