... in response to Always have to get the last word in., posted by Surigao Ken on Jun 24, 2003Here Kenny chew on this:
George W. Bush Resume PREVIOUS WORK EXPERIENCE:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went
bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using tax-payer money. Biggest intelligent move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and
made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
America.
Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of his fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the previous president's surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest him (15 million people), shattering the record
for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
Created the most secretive and un-accountable presidency of any in US
history.
Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her).
First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
any country in the history of the world.
First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant, by unilateral military decision making
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
no longer abides by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
His biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then
lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement', created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
(71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated
US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
government contracts.
Failed (so far) to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months, he
have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he has successfully prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the
history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
In a little over two years, created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record
has been erased and is not available).
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
Refused to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
his fathers library, sealed in secrecy and are unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation he served on the boards of
are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings that he (or his VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and are unavailable for public
review.
By the way: the GOP convention will be held next year in New York City, at Madison Square Garden. Our candidate's handler, Mr. Carl Rove, envisions merging the Madison Square Garden party with the 9/11 anniversary commemorations into one big national security lollapalooza.
Perhaps President Bush should just skip the pretense of the Garden and give his acceptance speech at ground zero.
