Tabos and Toilet Paper...

[Dave H]

It looks like were back to our old standbye topics. ;o)))

Dave H.

[Howard]

... in response to Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Dave H on Mar 28, 2003

What excactly do you DO with the toilet paper over there???  That's the question I always want answered

BTW  FINALLY, someone gave me a straight answer!  My beloved gave me the whole CR training course, with a straight face I might add , that no one else would.  There's at least half a chapter on CR mishaps in the story I am working on

Keep the Faith

H

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Howard on Apr 1, 2003

Hi H,

I found that the toilet paper was perfect for writing notes and not much else. LOL I suppose that it is partly for show and a little is used to dry your backside. )))

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Dave H on Mar 28, 2003

Seafood City here in San Diego has a good selection of tabos for $1.19, but still nothing in purple.

Knowing what you know now Dave, do you prefer the tabo or the TP?

Ray

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Tabos and Toilet Paper..., posted by Ray on Mar 28, 2003

Hi Ray,

I prefer the tabo! I will have my wife bring a blue one, since that is the master bath color theme. I just have to remember not to eat with my unclean hand. ;o)))

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to The Allusive Purple Tabo, posted by Dave H on Mar 29, 2003

Hi Dave,

I was sitting in the car today while the wife was in the bakery buying some pande sal and pande coco. I looked up and there it was! A deep purple tabo!

Mary the barbeque lady was berbecuing monkey meat in front of the Sari Sari store and she had it sitting on her barbecue grill filled with water. She was using it for firefighting gear (another use for the versatile tabo) in case her grill flared up. I tried to talk her into selling it to me, but she said "forget it Joe! You ain't getting your fat hands on my tabo! Go buy your own!". I even offered to buy all her monkey meat, but she wasn't budging.

It was pretty raunchy anyway, but I thought it would be a perfect match for your G-String. Oh well, at least now I know they make them in purple, so I'll keep my eyes open for one.

Ray

[Dave H]

... in response to I Found It!, posted by Ray on Mar 30, 2003

Hi Ray,

You have found the Holy Grail of tabos! In my long search for the elusive purple tabo, I have found something that works much better. I think of it as a 21st Century power tabo. http://www.mrsbidet.com/ It costs around $30 at Home Depot. Might freeze your ass off in colder climates. =8oO

Dave H.

[Jeff S]

... in response to Eureka!, posted by Dave H on Mar 30, 2003

You need an automatic one. Panasonic makes an automatic one with washer and built-in warm air dryer:
http://www.mindspring.com/~amotoi/intimist.htm

They've been popular in Japan for 10 or 15 years.

- Jeff

[Dave H]

... in response to It's manual Dave.., posted by Jeff S on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Jeff,

I've seen some of those high tech Japanese devices and toilets. They are very nice! But I'm of Scottish descent and refuse to pay over $30 for something that's not going to kiss my ass too. ))) Ray's determined for me to have a purple bathroom. PIMFP!

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to I know, but..., posted by Dave H on Mar 31, 2003

Dave,

Don't take Jeff's advice! Those Japanese models are for girls or guys with 6 inches or less. The rest of us would probably end up with purple balls to match your purple CR (LOL)

I recommend the Chinese model bidet maufactured by Won Hung Lo, Ltd. of Hong Kong.

This is getting terrible!

Ray

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: I know, but..., posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003

Hi Ray,

Thanks for the advice! I noticed everything Japanese is a bit smaller. ;o))) I might need the "Texan model." ;o)))

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to It's manual Dave.., posted by Jeff S on Mar 31, 2003

:-)

[Jeff S]

... in response to But does it come in purple?  n/t, posted by Ray on Mar 31, 2003

http://www.magicjohn.com/b4.htm

[Dave H]

... in response to As a matter of fact - they DO!, posted by Jeff S on Mar 31, 2003

N/T

[Ray]

... in response to The Allusive Purple Tabo, posted by Dave H on Mar 29, 2003

Dave,

The tree-huggers would be proud of you.

Use a Tabo, Save a Tree!

Ray