Calling all cuties from all across the world!

[SteveB]

... in response to Close..., posted by Dave H on Apr 1, 2003

song about this,,,or part of a song waiting for Dave Clark H too finish it??

Hemorrhoids always itch and always burn
hemorrhoids....

take it away dave

PS,,,Is carr surprised by the response of everyone?  How many times do we poor old AM's have to say,,,we don't like or respect any women that act like bitty's

[Dave H]

... in response to I know a....., posted by SteveB on Apr 1, 2003

HI Steve,

I like it! ROFLMAO!

Hemorrhoids always itch and always burn
Hemorrhoids are how the gay guys learn
It's not an entrance but an exit
Go to the doctor so he can fix it... ;o)))

If any woman is looking for Alan Alda or Ed Asner type wimps...better to look elsewhere than this board. We pulled our balls out of the vise!

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to Calling all cuties from all across the w..., posted by Tricia on Apr 1, 2003

Hi Trish, welcome aboard!

Don't worry, you aren't treading on male territory here (unless you step on our penis of course).

Do you already have pubik hairs and a cell phone? If so, then maybe we can fix you up. How much money do you have? Do you have a U.S. visa yet? What kind of car do you drive?

But if you are 22 and looking for someone your own age, you better come back in about 30 years or so... :-)

Ray