Why did the chicken cross the road?
OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission
(ha ha ha)
only that it would be a martyr.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and
we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has
gone before.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man.
The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and
keep him down.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working
American.
L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.
GEORGE W. BUSH: The chicken crossed the road because he
was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole and got him on
the run !
