... in response to TranslatingTransliteratedRussian Into En..., posted by Scaught on May 10, 2005...I having enough trouble translating your English. I assume you're refering to Russian expressed using the Latin alphabet.
Paralink is powered by Promt, it translates Eng to Rus and vice versa. What you want isn't very useful other than for learning pronunciation. Even then, since Russian is such a phonetic language, it's not much use for that. I'm not aware of any site (or product) that translates the so-called "dog language" you're speaking of into true English. I'd be surprised if such a thing exists but I've been wrong before.
I thought you were married? If your wife speaks English she can easily do this for you. Has this anything to do with your post below? Getting a tad spooked? Been reading certain FSU women's boards have we? You should've Russified your PC or at least learned the lingo, transliterated Russian isn't hard to figure out if you've studied the real stuff. Then you wouldn't be stuck wondering what's going down. But as I said, I've been wrong before...