which I thought was quite good.. sent it to my interpreter friend, and here's what she sent back- (thought you folks might enjoy it):
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing
to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there`s no use in two people
remembering the same things.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after, well,
that`s the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn`t understand a woman - before and after
marriage.
