Top 10 Things Heard at Thanksgiving That Sound Dirty But Aren't
10."Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
9."It's Cool Whip time!"
8."These are huge breast!"
7."You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
6."Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
5.She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
4."Use quick smooth strokes when you whip it."
3."It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
2."If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
1. "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
