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Safe retirement?
« on: May 26, 2018, 11:46:35 AM »
Geeze, my first day retired, I thought I'd go to the beach. Weekday,  figured it'd be quiet and I'd relax and think a bit, look for the hard to find shark teeth in the shell and debris. (found one too). But safe, I THOUGHT.

Well along my stroll,  I came along these women having a a Bachelorette party.....They asked if I'd snap a picture of them. Sure, I said. Fun bunch. Then, they asked if they could have a picture with me in it.

Mind you, this wasn't late afternoon--they'd been drinking, but it wasn't even 2PM. After the group pic, the gal in the low cut one piece swim suit, with the colorful headband, gave me a little gift...

A straw shaped as penis, with her lipstick all over the cock head tip. Then she told me, "I'm at the Hilton till Sunday...."

I should've gone to the gym!
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Re: Safe retirement?
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2018, 04:16:18 PM »
Geeze, my first day retired, I thought I'd go to the beach. Weekday,  figured it'd be quiet and I'd relax and think a bit, look for the hard to find shark teeth in the shell and debris. (found one too). But safe, I THOUGHT.

Well along my stroll,  I came along these women having a a Bachelorette party.....They asked if I'd snap a picture of them. Sure, I said. Fun bunch. Then, they asked if they could have a picture with me in it.

Mind you, this wasn't late afternoon--they'd been drinking, but it wasn't even 2PM. After the group pic, the gal in the low cut one piece swim suit, with the colorful headband, gave me a little gift...

A straw shaped as penis, with her lipstick all over the cock head tip. Then she told me, "I'm at the Hilton till Sunday...."

I should've gone to the gym!
Lmfao Rob! Great to see you enjoying treatment

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Re: Safe retirement?
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2018, 07:14:44 PM »
I'm sure the wife knew about that photo op, didn't she Robert?;)

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Re: Safe retirement?
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2018, 09:15:27 PM »
Lmfao Rob! Great to see you enjoying treatment
Enjoying retirement,  meant to say

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2018, 10:32:03 PM »
I'm sure the wife knew about that photo op, didn't she Robert?;)

Oh yeah! Told my wife the whole, straight up truth as soon as she got home from work. After all, I explained the babes approached ME, asking me to take a picture of them. They used their cameras and I thought 'what the hell' ---and they offered to text me a couple pics--I said "sure."

I was thinking of texting them back before they left yesterday, and saying: "It was fun little time--I hope the wedding went well and that you enjoyed your stay here", but decided not to.

I enjoy photography and actually took several shots, after encouraging them to take advantage of the angle of the sunlight, to 'strike a pose', etc.

We made some small talk, they explained that they were in from Charlotte, NC. I could tell they were educated, professional types and yet still surprisingly sweet.

But they'd probably had 2 or 3 beers each, were for sure feeling frisky and when a bachelorette party is in a different place far from home, let's just say even 'nice girls' sometimes do things they wouldn't DREAM of doing back home. And maybe they thought that I could be some 'good clean fun' - - in a dirty kinda way, I suppose, LOL. Who knows?

I don't know if they were just humoring an old man or if they had real 'designs' on me.

That one babe (ironically the one I thought was sexiest) who told me her name and their hotel was the one who gave me that outrageous straw, with the cock and balls as a gift (hint?) --it actually had a lot more red lipstick on it, but most came off in my bathing suit pocket--didn't all show in the pic.

But again, sure as hell, I told my wife and showed her the crazy sex straw--the whole story. Rest assured, in a NY second, she had that straw in the trash can, talking about STDs, asking me if there were any other 'details'--if they took it any farther...

I am super lucky that she doesn't get upset when as I do, I look at and flirt with hot looking babes whenever I want.

But she's dead serious that if I get 'physical', if I chat or text those hotties, I'll have hell to pay!!

I've got a pretty darn good situation with a beautiful, faithful, and lovely young wife, who also has a great job.

Soooo---as  Clint Eastwood, as 'Dirty Harry' said:

"A man's got to know his limitations"

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And my chances of finding another beautiful, tolerant, quick to forgive and much younger, non gold digging woman at my age and on my 'so so' retirement income, are next to zero!
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Re: Safe retirement?
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2018, 04:54:25 AM »
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And my chances of finding another beautiful, tolerant, quick to forgive and much younger, non gold digging woman at my age and on my 'so so' retirement income, are next to zero!
If she is truly that, I would thank my lucky stars and kiss the ground she walks upon!!! Realistically, good for you! I think that is what all of us hope to find.

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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2018, 05:43:36 AM »
Robert angel said:If she is truly that, I would thank my lucky stars and kiss the ground she walks upon!!! Realistically, good for you! I think that is what all of us hope to find.
Very true.

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2018, 04:59:55 PM »
the gal in the low cut one piece swim suit, with the colorful headband, gave me a little gift...

A straw shaped as penis, with her lipstick all over the cock head tip. Then she told me, "I'm at the Hilton till Sunday...."


Guácala!

Thanks for reaffirming my choice to leave the USA jajaja

You should have just dropped the straw in the sand and just said yuck jajaja




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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2018, 03:21:44 PM »
Guácala!

Thanks for reaffirming my choice to leave the USA jajaja

You should have just dropped the straw in the sand and just said yuck jajaja
The.ironic part is your.tipical Colombiana who reaches the.age as these.ladies (I assume around 50) would be lucky to.be as well.preserved..

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2018, 09:56:50 AM »
The.ironic part is your.tipical Colombiana who reaches the.age as these.ladies (I assume around 50) would be lucky to.be as well.preserved..

I think the women in the party were mid 30's and 40's agewise.They were down from Charlotte, N.C. and being far enough away from home that 'getting a bit wild' probably wouldn't have caught up with them, they were letting loose. I don't think when I was informed of their hotel and invited to visit, that they wanted me to visit and be their dancing bear, but who the hell knows? Frankly, I found their attention flattering.

Even IF I was so inclined,  I know the managers at the Hilton and a lot of other staff, (as does my wife) and again, IF I were so inclined, regardless of where they were staying, it would NOT have been a good idea.

Besides, me finding my wife much more youthful looking and physically attractive than those, (although the slender one was cute),  like Paul Newman said when asked why he never had a extramarital affair in their 50 years together, he replied:

"I have steak at home, so why should I go out for a hamburger?"

Sounds like that mindset would be unusual in Colombia.

Do Colombianas of modest means, who stay in their native country, tend to look worse for wear in terms of facial prettiness and weight gain than USA women by age 50ish?
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2018, 02:13:35 PM »
I think the women in the party were mid 30's and 40's agewise.They were down from Charlotte, N.C. and being far enough away from home that 'getting a bit wild' probably wouldn't have caught up with them, they were letting loose. I don't think when I was informed of their hotel and invited to visit, that they wanted me to visit and be their dancing bear, but who the hell knows? Frankly, I found their attention flattering.

Even IF I was so inclined,  I know the managers at the Hilton and a lot of other staff, (as does my wife) and again, IF I were so inclined, regardless of where they were staying, it would NOT have been a good idea.

Besides, me finding my wife much more youthful looking and physically attractive than those, (although the slender one was cute),  like Paul Newman said when asked why he never had a extramarital affair in their 50 years together, he replied:

"I have steak at home, so why should I go out for a hamburger?"

Sounds like that mindset would be unusual in Colombia.

Do Colombianas of modest means, who stay in their native country, tend to look worse for wear in terms of facial prettiness and weight gain than USA women by age 50ish?

Depends on lifestyle. Some have pretty rough lifestyles over the years.
 From what I have seen and  heard, you dont see as many  Grossiy overweight men and women in Colombia as in the Southern in mid western US.

But things are changing.

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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2018, 04:19:13 PM »
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Depends on lifestyle. Some have pretty rough lifestyles over the years.
 From what I have seen and  heard, you dont see as many  Grossiy overweight men and women in Colombia as in the Southern in mid western US.
Wow!!!! You said something that I can totally agree with you on!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2018, 06:50:15 PM »
Elexpatriado said:Wow!!!! You said something that I can totally agree with you on!!!!

Well, for Friday, June 1st, 2018  anyhow....
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2018, 10:01:20 PM »
Geeze, my first day retired, I thought I'd go to the beach. Weekday,  figured it'd be quiet and I'd relax and think a bit, look for the hard to find shark teeth in the shell and debris. (found one too). But safe, I THOUGHT.
....
I should've gone to the gym!


Heck of a way to start retirement.  I'm not sure which is more safe, the gym or the beach.  Here it might be the long lonely stretches of beach!

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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2018, 04:15:09 PM »
Robert you slick old dog.i turn my back & you have already "almost" got into troublei think i may need to stop by the board more often



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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2018, 10:03:43 PM »
Robert you slick old dog.i turn my back & you have already "almost" got into troublei think i may need to stop by the board more often



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Piglett,

I think I was using my dick as a water indicator, and instead of it leading me to the 'sea'--it thought I wuz meaning 'she' ::) That salt air will do funny things to ya sometimes...
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2018, 04:16:41 PM »
Piglett,

I think I was using my dick as a water indicator, and instead of it leading me to the 'sea'--it thought I wuz meaning 'she' ::) That salt air will do funny things to ya sometimes...
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