OK guys, maybe you don't remember, maybe you do, but you've all seen them--profiles of girls that didn't seem quite right to bring home to mom. If you recall some, maybe they'll generate some laughs, maybe help someone else--so why not?
"Today is my birthday!!" (In the Philippines, that means she DEFINITELY is expecting at least a wire transfer)
"Makati Mama"
"Queen of Kabukicho"
"Hootchie Kootchie Girl"
"Love me, love my WHOLE family"
"Hot mango seeks hot chili pepper"
Mindanao Mistress"
"Billion Dollar Baby"
Can't touch this"
"Hotter than your Ex.----(GF/Wife)
"Let me be your Escort!"
"DDF, NSA!"
"No money down, easy terms available"
Of course we've all heard about and seen profile flag raising details like" All her photos are with a fully stocked bar behind her, all taken in different hotels, differents beds, pictures with curiously large men's shoes in back ground, pictures with wedding rings, in bathing suits (five profile pics, 5 different suits!) or next to no clothes, professional studio photos, heads that appear pasted to different bodies, high school and college grad. gown pics of girls in their 30's and girls you'd swear you recall seeing in last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue....
Here's just one example of a gal who's probably NOT cut out to be the wife of a Nebraska farm boy....
http://www.filipinocupid.com/en/profile/showprofile/ID/4663207?searchposition=1&searchtotal=586
