To those who've used Jamie's agency .... Latin-Wife

[Chris F]

LOL - he was both; most men who are single and traveling for the first time are in fact both - or lying. People here just argue about definitions!



How can any grown man think that other men walk around wearing shirts saying "Monger"  / "Marriage Minded"? Have you seen this in the world you have lived in?   AND, remember in Colombia especially, you don't need to go to a casa to have a relationship that is more than less "transactional" - meaning the woman is spending time / favors in return of "something."

I do have to agree with Zon here on this one. In my experience in Cali and Bogota, I met guys who were looking for a wife but also were up for some PFP

What usually happened was this. The guys would have agency dates with a woman that they simpy had no chemistry with. Instead of trying to get her into bed for the evening by telling her a bunch of lies, they would respect the agency woman as well as the agency and finish the dates respectfully and then go off to the cathouse.

These guys were interested in marriage and many I know eventually found the right one and are still married to this day.

These guys in Colombia never let any woman on, They did not play with anyones feelings.

As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with this behavior.

Those who see this as an issue have to tell me that in their life times they NEVER just slept with a woman just for sex.
 
 

[Zon]

Zon - Why are you involved in Porn but seeking a wife?  (not judging just a question)

A better question (which provides part of the answer) why would you assume men - or women - involved in the modern adult industry are not interested in marriage / family life.  The truth is that the two are not mutually exclusive.  In fact, some of the very best husbands and fathers I know derive a large part of their income from the adult industry.


- I do have to agree with Zon here on this one. In my experience in Cali and Bogota, I met guys who were looking for a wife but also were up for some PFP - OBVIOUSLY!   I would be very very very surprised to see if some of the good husbands here never engaged in some type of social activity that was compromised.

- "a heart surgeon or a bandit without a mask" - given the reckless accusations of the recent past, can you please have the decency to call me an A$$ rather than constantly imply that I have ever been engaged in unlawful activities?  It is the only thing I truly resent. 

You do not know Colombia so well my friend.   I was very disappointed to realize that MOST very pretty girls in the college with just as soon meet and date a traficano as me - or Dr. Son.

FT - You assume so much for the sake of rhetoric! 
A) My spanish is 4th grade, however you have never met me?
B) I look 60 and wrinkled, however, you have only seen photos. 
C) I don't respect women, however you do not have any first hand knowledge of me either respecting, or not respecting women.   
D) Although I have not been MARRIED in the last 4 years (a proposition that would scare the hell out of you ... since you have been a grown man running around with his hair on fire to enjoy that status all of his adult life.  And, has tried three times and counting), why would you assume I have not had romantic relationships other than 1 hour paid sessions.
Is that balanced, or sane?  Please refrain from over-reaching.  There is enough for you to say, without manufacturing things out of the thin air.

[fathertime]

A better question (which provides part of the answer) why would you assume men - or women - involved in the modern adult industry are not interested in marriage / family life.  The truth is that the two are not mutually exclusive.  In fact, some of the very best husbands and fathers I know derive a large part of their income from the adult industry.


- I do have to agree with Zon here on this one. In my experience in Cali and Bogota, I met guys who were looking for a wife but also were up for some PFP - OBVIOUSLY!   I would be very very very surprised to see if some of the good husbands here never engaged in some type of social activity that was compromised.

- "a heart surgeon or a bandit without a mask" - given the reckless accusations of the recent past, can you please have the decency to call me an A$$ rather than constantly imply that I have ever been engaged in unlawful activities?  It is the only thing I truly resent. 

You do not know Colombia so well my friend.   I was very disappointed to realize that MOST very pretty girls in the college with just as soon meet and date a traficano as me - or Dr. Son.

FT - You assume so much for the sake of rhetoric! 
A) My spanish is 4th grade, however you have never met me?
B) I look 60 and wrinkled, however, you have only seen photos. 
C) I don't respect women, however you do not have any first hand knowledge of me either respecting, or not respecting women.   
D) Although I have not been MARRIED in the last 4 years (a proposition that would scare the hell out of you ... since you have been a grown man running around with his hair on fire to enjoy that status all of his adult life.  And, has tried three times and counting), why would you assume I have not had romantic relationships other than 1 hour paid sessions.
Is that balanced, or sane?  Please refrain from over-reaching.  There is enough for you to say, without manufacturing things out of the thin air.

Your spanish IS 4th grade but only if that 4th grader is mentally disabled. 
I did not call YOU a bandit without a mask, although you could be, I really don’t know/care. 
You know very little about how to construct a relationship/marriage with a Colombian woman..maybe you just are too old/lazy/incompetent. 
I don’t know how often you have pseudo 1 hour sessions nor do I care, what I do know is that you have been unable to garner much respect from the Colombian ladies and I have concluded that is because of how you behave towards them…they have no use for a 50 year old silly irresponsible wannabe playboy.  You won’t have to sleep alone forever if you can change your attitude (and get your Spanish up to 2^nd grade at least) but alas you may just be incapable in many respects.  At some point you will begin to realize that all your self-importance and ‘superiority’ towards the ladies is counterproductive, not to mention off-base.

 
My Question is WHY
Zon - Why are you involved in Porn but seeking a wife?  (not judging just a question)
FT and the guys on Zon's butt - I agree Zon has issues but I would let him explain himself before we stone him.  Why are you So negative to Zon?   (we may need to stone him - after he answers the above question)

Skynorth, he has constantly tried to explain himself, but the bottom line is that based on what he has written he deserves the disrespect from the colombian ladies, and although he thought it would be funny to slyly present himself here as a ladies man, the reality is that he is not being truthful in that regard either, he mostly sleeps alone and repels the ladies, after which he takes shots at them, despite the follies being all his own fault.  Once he starts accepting all the responsibly for what has happened to him he can move forward with more competence.  He will either be broken by us, or he will continue to be broken by woman after woman.   


Fathertime! 

[SkyNorth]

Zon...that is so untrue that the Porn industry is filled with happy marriages.  The Porn industry has a few couples that marry inside the Biz.  Like a Husband that is a producer and a wife that is a actress.  And most of the time the guy acutually likes watching his wife getting hammered by some other dude.  And to me and the rest of us it is SO unnatural for a husband to watch other guys ramming his lady.  There are several marriages but they are quickly over.  A few last in the Biz but nothing like the civilian population.    Some do last maybe half of 1% (WAG).  No way to tell.
 
As a matter of record the porn industry kills more that it marries in 2007 the Porn industry killed 15 of its own.  (Lori Michaels Hailey Paige Zoey Zane - 2 of these 3 were Murdered) - Plus in 2008 another 15.
 
Porn really isn't COOL like you think it is - It is very destructive and leave a path like a Huricane.  I think it has already taken you out. 
 
Think about it - I have no bone to pick with you but you come back with a sarcastic -- the BETTER QUESTION comment - which is total BS.  Man, be honest with yourself.  When the WORLD thinks your a TOOL - guess what - you probably are!!!

[Zon]

The WORLD does not think I am a tool - nuckle head!  3 - 6 guys on this very very narrow board give me a hard time. 

And the scope of your presumption is very very limited! 

Zon...that is so untrue that the Porn industry is filled with happy marriages.  The Porn industry has a few couples that marry inside the Biz.  Like a Husband that is a producer and a wife that is a actress.  And most of the time the guy acutually likes watching his wife getting hammered by some other dude.  And to me and the rest of us it is SO unnatural for a husband to watch other guys ramming his lady.  There are several marriages but they are quickly over.  A few last in the Biz but nothing like the civilian population.    Some do last maybe half of 1% (WAG).  No way to tell.
 
As a matter of record the porn industry kills more that it marries in 2007 the Porn industry killed 15 of its own.  (Lori Michaels Hailey Paige Zoey Zane - 2 of these 3 were Murdered) - Plus in 2008 another 15.
 
Porn really isn't COOL like you think it is - It is very destructive and leave a path like a Huricane.  I think it has already taken you out. 
 
Think about it - I have no bone to pick with you but you come back with a sarcastic -- the BETTER QUESTION comment - which is total BS.  Man, be honest with yourself.  When the WORLD thinks your a TOOL - guess what - you probably are!!!

You are talking about a very small industry in Chadwick county, California - the performers; and presuming this is the total work culture.  (I agree that side of the industry if filled with people whose lives are challenging).

There are 10,000's people involved in the adult industry that NEVER have anything to do with that side of the industry.  I have a staff, and on that staff are 4 women. One is a past performer (happily married mother of two), the other 3 women are GREAT moms, in fact.   Of our top 3 male clients are hugely successful - and live the life of very traditional family men.

In addition to that we have had 1000's of clients in the USA that are part time performers, shooters, webmasters. I would guess 75% of these people elect to live monogamous lives.  (we have many clients that are "swingers" - and many of these people have successful marriages too). So, please try to think with a broader mind ... these people are YOUR neighbors, not criminals or crack whores.

I do not mean to be condescending, BUT "It is very destructive and leave a path like a Huricane.  I think it has already taken you out."  alcohol and prohibition.  marijuana and legalization.  Do you see a pattern?  Guns, alcohol, adult movies and toys ... this things are not good or evil TO ME.  Some people can't handle stuff, others can.

[SkyNorth]

Zon...it's a trip that you actually believe the things you post.  You are a funny little man.  I think flaming is silly and exhausting, but you bring this down on yourself.  Plus - dude you are bring the board down, as well.  Hell-o, I am even stomping in the poop with you.  But, I really have much better things to do.  So feel free - call me names.  I'm Audi 5000!!!
 
BTW, Chadwick County, California is not a County in California.   
POSER - definition - 1) one who pretends to be something they're not.  2) who tries to fit in with exaggeration.

[Fuzzyone]

  You know Zon as more and more members here read what you are up to the more they have to chime in. I do not know what planet you were born on but it sure was not here. You seem to want everything you have been pulling down in Colombia has been on the up and up. You are on the wrong forum you have already figured that out yourself. We all should thank you because new users are coming out of the wood work to let everyone know what else you have pulled in Colombia. You know in the USA it is illegal to be a pimp right? I was wondering why you kept telling me that you everything you did was legal I guess I know now. I did check the web site out that was provided pretty interesting cat house and I bet you owned a part of it right? Hey Kev lets here what else our favorite whipping boy has been up to.

[Zon]

Fuzzy - all that matters to me is that I run down your reckless inferences that you levied towards me regarding questionable / illegal activity.  Everything else can burn to the ground.  I don't need any more friends. 

It was god damn wrong, and unmanly for you to suggest such things out of thin air.

[Fuzzyone]

Fuzzy - all that matters to me is that I run down your reckless inferences that you levied towards me regarding questionable / illegal activity.  Everything else can burn to the ground.  I don't need any more friends. 

It was god damn wrong, and unmanly for you to suggest such things out of thin air.

   What are you talking about serious? Everything I have said is true and you know it. What you think you can just out B.S. everyone here so they will one day say oh Zon yea he was a good guy we were wrong. Yea B.S. dude just looking at the castle cali site shows what the heck you were doing. The only reason you showed up here in the first start was to further your porn career and that is dead wrong and you know it. I see a lot of other members see the same thing, time for you to go else where maybe the RW site will take you back but they are even harder on you that us. Pimp daddy!

[fathertime]

Zon...it's a trip that you actually believe the things you post.  You are a funny little man.  I think flaming is silly and exhausting, but you bring this down on yourself.  Plus - dude you are bring the board down, as well.  Hell-o, I am even stomping in the poop with you.  But, I really have much better things to do.  So feel free - call me names.  I'm Audi 5000!!!
 
BTW, Chadwick County, California is not a County in California.   
POSER - definition - 1) one who pretends to be something they're not.  2) who tries to fit in with exaggeration.

I'm afraid i'm going to have to agree with Skynorth here, wtf is çhadwick county California?  Are you posing and acting like you are a player in the porn industry or something, it is like you believe that infomercial you staged, you know that one where you were slouching and should have been wearing the dunce cap. 


Stop worrying so much about what Fuzzy has said, you act like you are an angel or something.  If one were to believe your posts, you probably did play a role and enable a lot of suspect activities.  I personally don't believe much of what you say about women and your occupation(s), so I think you are just posing and pretending to be somebody who warrants bodyguards at all times.   


Posting that photo without permission of that older man and his woman was pretty damn lousy of you.  He is not involved in posting here, so what you thought was going to garner chuckles has backfired and turned you into a fool, a role you are used to playing!






Fathertime! 

[Ray]

 
Where is zon's illiterate defender when he needs him most?
 
 

                          Defender of zon
 
 
 
 

[Zon]

Name calling and Stupid pictures.   Fantasy Land rather than the real world.  Men who seemingly BARELY found success with opposite sex preaching and giving constant consultation to others ...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king."

Over the years, I would have liked to have liked to have used this discussion board to focus more on travel, living, and dating in South America.  Such threads are very rare, in fact here. Rather, this is mostly a place with very low readership and contribution ... the most active members chase away divergent opinions and new members almost as fast as they appear. What is left is a very homogeneous, and increasingly judgmental group of 5 - 10 very active members re-enforcing their opinions on each other like an echo.

I wish my overall comments on Colombia - the cities, the culture, the people - would have been more positive to reflect my true beliefs.  But, constantly being the subject of "advise"  "ridicule" and "inferences to wrong doing" ... I have certainly been imbalanced, and too strong, in my negativity.

My only purpose recently is to refute internet trouble makers.  People who actively try to disrupt members personal lives, dig into their real lives with bad intent.  I am right to be offended, and everyone else here ought be alarmed as well.

Ironically, the people that I have met in the real world from this board have all be great, like minded individuals.   

[defenderofzon]

Fathertime, nice pic in your avatar.  You look every bit like you are in your early fifties.
Also to have such a beautiful family, it was soooo nice of you to take 2 days off of this forum to spend time with them earlier this week, but I see you spent most of Thanksgiving ignoring them and focusing your attention on Zon-
It is humorous that the guys who supposedly have these fantastic marriages, ie YOU, Fuzzyone, Reseacher-  spent most of their waking hours obsessed with my friend Zon Zon and ignoring your families.  As my friend mudd would so eloquently say:  Really dude? wowwwwww

[Zon]

FT - my compliments for posting some graphical representation (even though it is microscopic LOL )   You have courage, however microscopic it may be.  Your compadres have less.

[fathertime]

FT - my compliments for posting some graphical representation (even though it is microscopic LOL )   You have courage, however microscopic it may be.  Your compadres have less.

it took zero courage to post an avatar photo, i've used half a dozen in the past, but you have never been able to see past your own all-encompassing and important self!

Fathertime, nice pic in your avatar.  You look every bit like you are in your early fifties.
Also to have such a beautiful family, it was soooo nice of you to take 2 days off of this forum to spend time with them earlier this week, but I see you spent most of Thanksgiving ignoring them and focusing your attention on Zon-
It is humorous that the guys who supposedly have these fantastic marriages, ie YOU, Fuzzyone, Reseacher-  spent most of their waking hours obsessed with my friend Zon Zon and ignoring your families.  As my friend mudd would so eloquently say:  Really dude? wowwwwww

Yes Anti-Fathertime, I have a few great looking kids and wife, and I probably look my age or maybe worse.  I'm ok with that.   Now I think you know that I almost certainly know who you actually are, and it sure as hell isn't 'steve from las vegas', whoever he is.   Probably not a good idea to pretend to actually be a particular individual though.
 Nice to see you back here, I now understand fully why you haven't actually defended zon, since you aren't exactly a big fan of his either.  So if you want to go at it again, I'm good with that, bring what you have waiting to say, and come clean (in a sly way) so I can post with 100% confidence and not insult an innocent party.  I'm pretty sure you are not afraid, right?

"

 

I wish my overall comments on Colombia - the cities, the culture, the people - would have been more positive to reflect my true beliefs.  But, constantly being the subject of "advise"  "ridicule" and "inferences to wrong doing" ... I have certainly been imbalanced, and too strong, in my negativity.

  Damn right you have been imbalanced and too negative.  You also shirked responsibility for what has happened to you and why are you talking in the past tense, as if it is all over?  You aren't going ANYWHERE, i expect you to continue posting here.  There have always been plenty of ladies in colombia that would have accepted you, had you shown a more manly serious demeanor and if you stopped acting like you were so damn important.  And two more things, your spanish is horrible and you are 50 years old, so see what you can do about these things. 


Fathertime!

[defenderofzon]

it took zero courage to post an avatar photo, i've used half a dozen in the past, but you have never been able to see past your own all-encompassing and important self!

Yes Anti-Fathertime, I have a few great looking kids and wife, and I probably look my age or maybe worse.  I'm ok with that.   Now I think you know that I almost certainly know who you actually are, and it sure as hell isn't 'steve from las vegas', whoever he is.   Probably not a good idea to pretend to actually be a particular individual though.
 Nice to see you back here, I now understand fully why you haven't actually defended zon, since you aren't exactly a big fan of his either.  So if you want to go at it again, I'm good with that, bring what you have waiting to say, and come clean (in a sly way) so I can post with 100% confidence and not insult an innocent party.  I'm pretty sure you are not afraid, right?



Fathertime!

Sorry Fathertime, mudd has already exposed my real identity, but if you two want to fight it out over me, that is just fine.  You must have made many enemies over the years on these forums and I can see why.  Actually with the above post, I think you might it losing it just a tad.  Ever see the movie the Cane Mutiny starring Humphrey Bogart?  You are starting to remind me of his character who suffered from severe paranoia.
 
You look so out of place in that avatar photo, more like the weird uncle who somehow got into the picture.  I am sure your wife has grown to love you, but you certainly are not the prototypical principe azul that she dreamed about when she was a young girl.
What is even more scary is, when that picture was snapped you were more than likely thinking about Zon, me , and Robert Angel, instead of enjoying the moment.
 
Stevie Vegas

[fathertime]

Sorry Fathertime, mudd has already exposed my real identity, but if you two want to fight it out over me, that is just fine.  You must have made many enemies over the years on these forums and I can see why.  Actually with the above post, I think you might it losing it just a tad.  Ever see the movie the Cane Mutiny starring Humphrey Bogart?  You are starting to remind me of his character who suffered from severe paranoia.
 
You look so out of place in that avatar photo, more like the weird uncle who somehow got into the picture.  I am sure your wife has grown to love you, but you certainly are not the prototypical principe azul that she dreamed about when she was a young girl.
What is even more scary is, when that picture was snapped you were more than likely thinking about Zon, me , and Robert Angel, instead of enjoying the moment.
 
Stevie Vegas

havent' seen the movie with bogart...it looks like you have been following my story for quite some time.  So what do you think so far? 


yup i'm the wacky uncle *you know what I mean*...


you are free to hide your identity, i just thought you might wanna come clean and wanted to give you the opportunity. so go ahead and continue on, since you would like to remain anonymous, I'd like to hear a little more about me, if you don't mind sharing.   


Fathertime! 

[mambocowboy]

Sorry Fathertime, mudd has already exposed my real identity, but if you two want to fight it out over me, that is just fine.  You must have made many enemies over the years on these forums and I can see why.  Actually with the above post, I think you might it losing it just a tad.  Ever see the movie the Cane Mutiny starring Humphrey Bogart?  You are starting to remind me of his character who suffered from severe paranoia.
 
You look so out of place in that avatar photo, more like the weird uncle who somehow got into the picture.  I am sure your wife has grown to love you, but you certainly are not the prototypical principe azul that she dreamed about when she was a young girl.
What is even more scary is, when that picture was snapped you were more than likely thinking about Zon, me , and Robert Angel, instead of enjoying the moment.
 
Stevie Vegas

I don't know why you're giving FT a hard time for looking "out of place." He should be commended for having a lovely wife and kid. Some of you guys make him public enemy #1. He's accomplished, yes I said it, accomplished, quite a bit more in this process than most of us by bringing her here and raising their child together. Now that he's finally posted a pic with her he seems to be the target of even more hate because his wife is just as pretty as we imagined...If anything, that should serve as inspiration that you don't have to be 25 year old male model to find an attractive woman to have a family with....

[defenderofzon]

I don't know why you're giving FT a hard time for looking "out of place." He should be commended for having a lovely wife and kid. Some of you guys make him public enemy #1. He's accomplished, yes I said it, accomplished, quite a bit more in this process than most of us by bringing her here and raising their child together. Now that he's finally posted a pic with her he seems to be the target of even more hate because his wife is just as pretty as we imagined...If anything, that should serve as inspiration that you don't have to be 25 year old male model to find an attractive woman to have a family with....

Well, maybe for the same reasons that he gives Zon such a hard time.  Fathertime has dished out his fair share of low blows over the years, so calm down.  One of the most horrific is when he openly insults Mikey for being the step-father to his Colombian wifes son.  I mean, what the hell is THAT all about, when Fathertimes colombian wife is step mother to his children?
 
Regarding fathertime being accomplished, well, my friend a 3 year marriage and a baby hardly makes someone accomplished.  There is still a ways to go.  I am sure he thought he was accomplished 3 years into his prior marriage, or marriages, with children, but we know how those ended up.  Same goes with every other man who has ever been married.  Like the old Charlie Pride song goes......no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.  Since his wife does not post here, I will keep at least one eyebrow raised.

[fathertime]

I don't know why you're giving FT a hard time for looking "out of place." He should be commended for having a lovely wife and kid. Some of you guys make him public enemy #1. He's accomplished, yes I said it, accomplished, quite a bit more in this process than most of us by bringing her here and raising their child together. Now that he's finally posted a pic with her he seems to be the target of even more hate because his wife is just as pretty as we imagined...If anything, that should serve as inspiration that you don't have to be 25 year old male model to find an attractive woman to have a family with....

Well the theorists and other guys who have been traveling to Colombia for decades sometimes get a little testy when somebody manages to be on the right path.  As an old buddy once said, it is a çrabs in a bucket mentality.  Just try to feel a little sorry for these types and try to understand their frustration at their past life choices.

   One of the most horrific is when he openly insults Mikey for being the step-father to his Colombian wifes son. 

Oh come on get it right you silly website historian, I said that ‘micky’ was raising another man’s child, which is not something he shared but was rather brought up by another poster.
 Still no defense from anti-fathertime for your buddy zon?


Fathertime!

[Zon]

Still no defense from anti-fathertime for your buddy zon?

What defense is necessary, exactly?  Fuzzy's vague allegations that I "may" have been involved in criminal activity - although he does not offer a direct apology - he has down graded to a personal insult claiming I am "not moral" and "twisted."    Coming from him ... I can live with that.

There have been many in the past that were fixated on my occupation being a owner / manager of a cat house ... but, when challenged, they become quiet.

And, then there is the constant tendency to paint with narrow stocks - I have wrinkles; I don't know Spanish; I am disrespectful in my behavior to women.  All claims that are manufactured, or imagined.

So, where does that leave us?

I am guilty of being single and living too hard.  and, in a more or less constant debate, I have been too strong, negative, and insensitive.

[fathertime]

And, then there is the constant tendency to paint with narrow stocks - I have wrinkles; I don't know Spanish; I am disrespectful in my behavior to women.  All claims that are manufactured, or imagined.

These are all true actually...your spanish is átrocious' you KNOW you have wrinkles (so what?), and through your posts you seem very disrespectful of the colombian ladies... and what about that old man (and Colombian woman) who's photo you pasted here just to make a mockery of.   


Fathertime!

[defenderofzon]

Well the theorists and other guys who have been traveling to Colombia for decades sometimes get a little testy when somebody manages to be on the right path.  As an old buddy once said, it is a çrabs in a bucket mentality.  Just try to feel a little sorry for these types and try to understand their frustration at their past life choices.

 
Oh come on get it right you silly website historian, I said that ‘micky’ was raising another man’s child, which is not something he shared but was rather brought up by another poster.
 Still no defense from anti-fathertime for your buddy zon?


Fathertime!

And?  you have attacked him over and over again for raising another mans child, and your colombian wife is raising YOUR ex wifes children.  So please explain to me how you can attack Micky and NOT attack your wife.  And you are the silly one wasting your time on this site and ignoring your wife and family.  Please dont tell me you are a happily married man.

[defenderofzon]

These are all true actually...your spanish is átrocious' you KNOW you have wrinkles (so what?), and through your posts you seem very disrespectful of the colombian ladies... and what about that old man (and Colombian woman) who's photo you pasted here just to make a mockery of.   


Fathertime!

YOUR spanish is also atrocious, and looking at that silly avatar picture of yours, Zon looks much much younger than you, wrinkles and all.  You are not aging well Fathertime, and that is one of your many insecurities.

[fathertime]

And?  you have attacked him over and over again for raising another mans child, and your colombian wife is raising YOUR ex wifes children.  So please explain to me how you can attack Micky and NOT attack your wife. 

Anti-fathertime, I told you that you were MY pet!  Aside from the one time i brought it up the fact that Micky is raising another man’s son, it has been people like you that continue to bring it up so I just make sure you get the quote right!  Ironically it is probably ‘micky’ that feels the burn by its repetition.   

YOUR spanish is also atrocious, 

my Spanish education, is probably now superior to yours now! 

.  Please dont tell me you are a happily married man.

Brace yourself and don't be TOO devastated, but yes this has been a great marriage so far.  Sorry man. 


Fathertime!