OK members someone throw me a bone

[thekfc]

i was not kidding guys. tell you what i'll get her a birthday card & send it off this week so it arrives before her birthday (march 30th)
i really only go in for christmas guys .....sorry 
 
 
New Hampshire Lechon 
 

Are you sending a card through regular mail & hoping that it arrives by her birthday? 

 
Piggy, who don't you do this instead.
Buy her a nice gift and include some chocolate (those that do not melt easily) and send it to her via EXPRESS MAIL - it will arrive within a week.
 
By doing this, you will cover her birthday and make up just a little for missing Valentines Day.

Just trying to help you not going to the dog pig house twice within a month. 

[Ray]

 
kfc, I have a feeling that when the boss finally arrives in the states, the pig will be spending a good deal of his time in the dog pig house... LOL!
 
 

 
 
With the pig's tight budget, maybe he can get by with a nice personal e-mail greeting?
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

[thekfc]

When Marily finally comes to NH the piggy will be doing a lot of

 


But he will still get



After he get roasted this is what he will look like.



I am putting my order in now - I have first dibs on this leg.

[Ray]

 
LOL!
 
 
I hope piggy likes apples...
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

[robert angel]

Remember how cheeeep Piglett was before he first got married? I swore I could hear the sqweaking voices from my house. Nowadays, he thinks about things they might really need over there that they haven't even asked for!
 
After his bride gets here (finally) I'd wager a bet that although it might take a while, but after he misses a birthday and anniversary or two and experiences 'tampo' that'll make a New England winter seem like summer, things will begin to change!
 
I think it's kind of a natural progression from bachelorhood to being married---it's just a bit more of stretch in Pig's case I figure....
 
Tampo, in Philippine culture, refers to a range of behavior in which a person withdraws his or her affection or cheerfulness from a person who has hurt his or her feelings.[1]
The term has no precise equivalent in English, though "sulking" or "to sulk" is often considered the closest translation. The basic expectation of one who engages in tampo is that the offending party will woo or cajole him or her out of the feeling of being unhappy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampo
 
Guys--if tampo sounds bad, consider that in many other cultures, instead of tampo, you'd probably be getting nagged and bitched at instead......

[thekfc]

Guys--if tampo sounds bad, consider that in many other cultures, instead of tampo, you'd probably be getting nagged and bitched at instead......

I will take the tampo. 

[piglett]

I will take the tampo. 

ya sign me up for some tampo instead on all that bitching & nagging. this piggy doesn't go in for all of that.
 

[Ray]

 
OK guys, bitching and nagging is not the alternative to tampo.
 
Ask Dave H. The alternative might be a knife in your butt or at the least throwing things and/or screaming and yelling.
 
The worst thing about a true tampo is that you often have no idea why she is mad at you and she expects you to figure it out on your own. Personally, I'll take the screaming and throwing things, but not the knife in the ass thank you... 
 
You can use the traditional Filipino lambing-lambing technique to break a tampo, where you essentially grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness for whatever you "might" have done.
 
I prefer my own method of breaking a tampo, which so far has worked every time... make her laugh. If you can make her laugh, then her game is up and the tampo is broken. There is no way she will be able to continue if she starts laughing.
 
 
Ray
 
 
 

[thekfc]

OK guys, bitching and nagging is not the alternative to tampo.
 
Ask Dave H. The alternative might be a knife in your butt or at the least throwing things and/or screaming and yelling.
 
The worst thing about a true tampo is that you often have no idea why she is mad at you and she expects you to figure it out on your own. Personally, I'll take the screaming and throwing things, but not the knife in the ass thank you... 

I will also skip the knife....no thank you.
 

You can use the traditional Filipino lambing-lambing technique to break a tampo, where you essentially grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness for whatever you "might" have done.

That is what piggy may have to do & in his case forgiveness for the things that he didn't do. 
 

I prefer my own method of breaking a tampo, which so far has worked every time... make her laugh. If you can make her laugh, then her game is up and the tampo is broken. There is no way she will be able to continue if she starts laughing.

I must have been be doing the right thing without knowing it.

[Ray]

 
NOTE: Tampo is for girls and gays, so don't ever try it yourself!
 
 
 
Ray
 
 

[dewey4350]

Ok guys I covered the Valentines gift and flowers. I talked and chatted with the florist in Davo. They agreed to deliver the flowers on the 13th. It is the 13th their as I write this - no flowers yet. I hope they will deliver them tomorrow. I ordered them last week about Thursdsay. Lets hope they get them there so it will complete her Valentine's.  Her and some friends are staying up till midnight to welcome the day inn. I knew it was serious but OMG!!!! I may join the pig. LOL

[thekfc]

I knew it was serious but OMG!!!! I may join the pig. LOL

It is your first time so you are excused but the pigsters have gone through the routine plus he said those "two words" therefore he have no excuse. 


Piggy, what did you do for valentines last year? did you also "forgot"? 

[thekfc]

Ok guys I covered the Valentines gift and flowers. I talked and chatted with the florist in Davo. They agreed to deliver the flowers on the 13th. It is the 13th their as I write this - no flowers yet. I hope they will deliver them tomorrow. I ordered them last week about Thursdsay. Lets hope they get them there so it will complete her Valentine's.  Her and some friends are staying up till midnight to welcome the day inn. I knew it was serious but OMG!!!! I may join the pig. LOL

Once you order ahead of time, they are good about delivering on a specific day.  No guarantee on what time of day the delivery will take place.

[robert angel]

>>OK guys, bitching and nagging is not the alternative to tampo.<<

>>The worst thing about a true tampo is that you often have no idea why she is mad at you and she expects you to figure it out on your own<<<
 
This is the equivilent of "Chinese water torture"--but call it "Filipino water torture"--it's slow, painful and insidious in it's perplexingly, seemingly endless constant pain--if you're lucky, you'll have a little clue as to why--otherwise, you'd best hope that it's not a combination of factors, because chances are she'll make you wonder and guess until you 'get it'......
 
>>You can use the traditional Filipino lambing-lambing technique to break a tampo, where you essentially grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness for whatever you "might" have done.<<
 
Ray

One REALLY bad thing about "groveling at her feet and begging forgiveness" is you have to do it right and not have to do it again and again, or it not only loses its effect, but you lose her respect. Once you lose a Filipina's respect, you become the human equivilent of 'toast on a stick'--worthless, or worse yet--a liability. She will find a way to make it without you. Even if she's poor and you think you're her only support, she'll find another Filipina to take her in somewhere--even if it's living on a couch...Never under estimate the resourcefulness of a Filipina--they will survive.

[Tanuki]

I was talking to my girl on video when her delivery arrived.  Man, it was perfect timing.  The delivery guy told who it was from so, when she came back to the computer she was crying and telling me I shouldn't have done it.  She hadn't even opened the box yet.  It took a little while to calm her down. After she calmed down, she began the process of opening the box.  As she opened it, she started crying again.  That delivery was worth every freaking penny I spent just to see the happiness on her face. 

[thekfc]

I was talking to my girl on video when her delivery arrived.  Man, it was perfect timing.  The delivery guy told who it was from so, when she came back to the computer she was crying and telling me I shouldn't have done it.  She hadn't even opened the box yet.  It took a little while to calm her down. After she calmed down, she began the process of opening the box.  As she opened it, she started crying again.  That delivery was worth every freaking penny I spent just to see the happiness on her face.

 

[piglett]

It is your first time so you are excused but the pigsters have gone through the routine plus he said those "two words" therefore he have no excuse. 


Piggy, what did you do for valentines last year? did you also "forgot"? 

last year .....not sure i know for her birthday i sent flowers but valentines last year
i don't really even remember 
 
pig

[robert angel]

I was talking to my girl on video when her delivery arrived.  Man, it was perfect timing.  The delivery guy told who it was from so, when she came back to the computer she was crying and telling me I shouldn't have done it.  She hadn't even opened the box yet.  It took a little while to calm her down. After she calmed down, she began the process of opening the box.  As she opened it, she started crying again.  That delivery was worth every freaking penny I spent just to see the happiness on her face.

HEAR HEAR!!!