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Offline Jeff S

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« on: September 12, 2008, 02:50:40 PM »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

and those who don't:

Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2008, 09:47:02 PM »
Hey Jeff,

That is good news! I will stop drinking reverse osmosis ozonated water and distilling my water.  ;D I knew that I needed to drink more beer!  :P

Dave
« Last Edit: September 12, 2008, 09:48:42 PM by Dave H »
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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 01:12:45 AM »




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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 06:14:17 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You idiot!!!!

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO

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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 07:24:39 PM »
I'm recycling...just piss on my head!

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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 08:17:51 PM »
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn Dave.  You almost made me poop on myself with that line.

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Re: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 10:50:49 AM »
Hey Sean,

I think this may be the perfect moderator setup! I don't have the money so I usually just take my laptop to the bathroom. I sit on the toilet, just in case Ray posts something hilarious! I don't want to LMMFAOCUMSLAPASIMGDD! (the last 'D' = Diaper).  ;D  I learned from experience not to read any P-L posts with a mouth full of liquid or food!!!  ;D

Dave


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