OK, last trip report
I'm going home tomorrow and I don't want to get on the plane, but I have to go back to work and earn a living. I'm already counting the days, I'll be back here in 98 days or less.
Simmeone asked about a "cultural cita." I wanted to see some of the sights in Bogota and also have dates, so I asked women who had great personalities, women form first citas, who were members of the agency if they would show me around El Centro. I didn't have any serious intentions about either of the women, the physical chemistry wasn't quite there, but they were great ladies and of course I paid for everything. I don't think either date cost me more then $ 25.00 USD. Once I went to a couple of museums including the one with all the Bolteros, walked around downtown another time I went to the Cathedral of Salt. I don't think Boltero is Michaelangelo, but he does what every renowned artist does, he has made himself a commercial "brand." Anyway Iwould rather spend less money and have a good time with a smart woman taking in the sights and learning something. That's what I call a "cultural cita."
This has been a fantastic experience for me. I love Bogota, this city and country are a paradise for looking at good looking to stunning, gorgeous women, I have never seen so many beautiful women in my life. Looking at women is the national sport of Colombia for men. I saw one man turn his head and look at a woman walking down the street, I watched him push his lips in and and out--in complete harmony with the movements of her cheeks. The women here know how to walk, they know how to "swing it", they act and look like women. Once you've been down here, you will think almost all American women are Holsteins.
The LLM agency was a perfect fit for me, I worked hard to make myself a good client and I felt that I got terrrific service. I shut down after about 16 days, because I found my novia, but I'm convinced they would have kept putting women in front of me.
Last observations
1. Learn some Spanish
2. Bring good clothes for your citas and dates
3. Don't be cheap, bring enough money to take out women decently, you will spend money on dates and taxi money. I budgeted $80 a day after the hotel and airfare and agency membership fee and plant tickets.
4. Be honest with the women, don't lie, don't string them, if you juggle, make sure they know its not an exclusivo with any of them and above all respect them.
5. if you're joining an agency to get laid by a bunch of Bogota women, don't join a Bogota agency.
6. Don't talk with strangers, don't stop for a beggar, keep walking.
7. When you go out, take only the money you need for the day and photocopies of your passport
8. Learn some more Spanish.
9. Learn even more Spanish.
Adios from Bogota!
Vaya con dios, caballeros!
Dennis
