Aunt Karen

[Bill_McC]

The class assignment was to tell a story with a moral to it. Everyone did fine, but then little Johnny stood up.

“My Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War,” he said. “She was flying over enemy territory when her plane got hit and she had to bail out. She only had a sidearm and a bottle of whiskey. On the way down she drank the whiskey so that the bottle wouldn’t break on landing. Unfortunately she landed right in the middle of an Iraq command post and had to fight her way out. She killed a few with her sidearm and then had to kill all the rest in hand-to-hand combat.”

The teacher stuttered, “Johnny, what is the moral of this horrible story?”

“My dad said don’t mess with Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”

Bill

[piglett]

now that's funny

pig