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Offline piglett

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We are in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: April 20, 2009, 08:12:01 PM »

WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!



We are in trouble...



The population of this country is 300 million.



160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.




There are 85 million in school.





Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.





Leaving 15 million to do the work.








2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.





At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.





Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the work.





You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,





At your computer, reading jokes.





Nice. Real nice.
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Re: We are in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 08:42:55 AM »
Although I may be sitting on my ass reading jokes, you are also sitting on your ass writing jokes. No wonder all of the work is being sent to india.

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Re: We are in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 11:23:27 AM »
Although I may be sitting on my ass reading jokes, you are also sitting on your ass writing jokes. No wonder all of the work is being sent to india.
If the two of you are sitting on this forum, who sends the work to India  ???

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Re: We are in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 11:23:27 AM »

 

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