Dang - Lost my job today

[Jeff S]

[Bear]

Durn Jeff!  Thats just horrible!  I know of some opening at a nitro plant.

The Bear Family

[catz]

You lost your job for that! You better talk to your union rep. I'm sure they can fix it. You probably were driving something too small and insignificant. 

[Dave H]

Hey Jeff,

What BS! I can't believe they fired you!  The bomb didn't even explode. It obviously wasn't your fault because someone moved the truck and there was no baracade. Don't worry, I can help you since I was once a union rep...against my will.  Never admit guilt or take responsibility! If necessary, blame it on an 'undocumented coworker' or intruder!  Don't worry, we will take care of any witnesses! 

Yours in solidarity,

Brother Jimmy