A cop pulls a man over.
COP:License and registration please
MAN:I dont have any
COP:Do you have any registration for this car?
MAN:No sir,I stole this car
Cop:Sir,can i check the glove box?
MAN:Yes but theres a gun in there
Cop:Is there anything else I need to know about in this car?
MAN:Yeah,theres a dead body in my trunk
The cop calls for back up and the sheriff arrives to speak with the man
Sheriff:Sir my officer told me that you have no license
MAN:I do it's right here
It all checked out
Sheriff:My officer told me you have no registration for this car
MAN:Yes sir I do right here
Once again it checked out
Sheriff:Sir my officer told me you have a gun in the glovebox,may I check?
MAN:Yes sir
Sheriff looks and there is no gun
Sheriff:Sir i was informed there was a body in the trunk
MAN:You can check
There is no body
Sheriff:Sir,I dont understand my officer told me that you had no license,you stole this car,a gun in the glove box,and a body in the trunk,Why would he say those things if they were not true?
MAN:Yeah,I bet that Bastard told you I was speeding too.
