Miss Figpot looked over her third grade class and happened to
notice Billy and Little Johnny giggling and talking during her
lesson.
"Well, since you two are obviously listening so well, let's see if
you can answer this one!" The teacher said with a smirk on her
face.
"What is the proper name to use when referring to a cow that
has just given birth?"
There was a moment of silence, then Little Johnny started giggling.
"You think it's funny Johnny? You know the answer?" growled
Miss Figpot.
"Umm...yeah!" Johnny replied.
"Well, let's hear it."
"You would call her de-calfenated!"
