I don't understand women! After our last kid was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from shopping, the receipt said $45 on makeup. "Wait a minute," I said, "I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
