An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80- year-old said, "Things are great, and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute, and then began, "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a
season. One day ,when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a
hurry, and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home, and couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out, and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what
do you think of that?", asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
