cutting the grass

[piglett]

One day I was sitting in the back yard, sipping on a beer with my feet up, watching my beautiful, young, filipina wife cutting the grass with them scissor things when an older, missionary type, white women came by.

This missionary was so outraged by this that she hollered "You should be hung!!!!"

I didn't quite understand why she was fussin so I told her "I am. Thats why she cuts the grass."