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Using The Women's Restroom
« on: March 21, 2011, 08:45:59 AM »
A man rushing to take a crap, runs into a woman's toilet by mistake. He sits down and sees 4 buttons labeled 'WW' 'WA' 'PP' and 'ATR'.
Out of curiosity he decided to press each one.

He press the first one 'WW' and warm water comes out of a small tube 'WOW, that's nice' he says to himself.

He then press 'WA' and warm air comes out the same tube and drys him off 'refreshing' he says, then he press 'PP' and a power puff comes out 'lovely' he says.

Then he press the final button 'ATR'. 10 minutes later he wakes up in a hospital. He says to a nurse 'What the hell happened?', she leans over and says 'ATR means Automatic Tampon Removal, your 'manhood' is under your pillow'.   ;D ;D ;D
If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Re: Using The Women's Restroom
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 02:10:22 PM »
 O U C H  :o :o :o :o :o :o


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