It seems a guy cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license. So the cop asks, “Are you carrying today?â€
“Yes, I am.â€
“Well then, better tell me what you got.â€
The guy says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.â€
“Okay,†the cop says. “anything else?â€
“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.â€
The cop asks, "Are you on your way to or from a gun range ?â€
“Nope.â€
“Well then, what are you afraid of ?â€
The guy responds, “Not a damn thing.â€