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Offline Woody

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Uh, speaking of signs, I saw a cute one over the pot in an office bathroom today...


Gentlemen:     "Please aim carefully, you may be shorter than you think."
Ladies:            "Please remain seated for the entire performance"

Seen a similarly worded one before. One I saw a few weeks ago and was great was, "We aim to please. You aim too, please."

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Do anyone remember what was the initial topic of this thread?.......without looking at the header. ;D
If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Yea, yea, Kfc, you can't remember --- because your looking at the worm at the bottom of the tequilia bottle! :D ;D ::)
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But they don't put worms in tequilia.


Con su propio gusano

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And Bob---maybe your comment zoned past me and I don't know who's zooming who--but surely you know who Tony Montana who uttered the line "Let meee introduce you to my leeetle friend"is... :)
I'm yanking your chain.  ;D     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9cX0GT5u4

and don't call me Shirley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo7qoonzTCE
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Dear Bob,--Okay--Okay--I 'understan' now!!
Funny how like sooo many movie quotes are either misquoted --or were never even said (like "you dirty rat!") I got this one--'my leeetle friend' one a bit wrong also. These things take on lives of their own...
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Oh come on kfc, please don't get Dave started on "bungholes'... PLEASE!?

 ;D

Ray


Did someone mention "bungholes"? Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing at your service!

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