Hey Rob,
You gun and knife loving, knuckle dragging Neanderthal SOB! Do you think that you could send me a
"care package"?

With the elections coming up, guns are a big
NO NO in the Philippines now (always are for Kanos, most non-politicians and non-Muslims). I just shoot a 4 foot flame from my propane weed torch over my gate above the "witnesses." They quit coming by...my place must look too much like Hell.

I used my Mossberg 500 ATP (20 inch barrel, pistol stock) with various loads (including armour piercing slugs...don't ask) during the Miami Riots. I got a lot more respect than my friend did with his Uzi and MAC-10/9 and MAC-11. They just went popopopopopopopopoppopop and
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Good advice on the Mormon technique! (just joking Bear) My wife said the same thing. Probably the first Kanos that she and many other Filipinas see. They would even bring snacks. Cardplayer would just need another accomplice...I have the bicycles and a white shirt. We just need a couple of nametags...Hmmmmm...

I don't think the ladies will even notice that I am a little old, fat, and bald. I know all of the Donny and Marie songs and dances!

"Elder Dave"

Elder Cardplayer25 and Elder Dave