If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?"Â Â might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROMÂ Â ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help  you?
COSTELLO: Yes, thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm  thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No,  the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a  computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my  name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get  stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the  windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. IÂ Â need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for  Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to  write proposals and track expenses What do you have?
ABBOTT:Â Â Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend  anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did  what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended  something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT:Â Â Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT:Â Â Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office  with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's  just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I  need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word  in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT:Â Â The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for  windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue  "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's  right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to  track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your  computer
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT:Â Â Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No  extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How  much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy  money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy  Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy  money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days  later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help  you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on  "START"............
