It appears you have not registered with our community. To register please click here ...

+-

+-PL Gallery Random Image


Author Topic: How To Avoid The Flu  (Read 1824 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline piglett

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2240
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Male
  • your porkness
  • Spouse's Country: The Philippines
  • Status: Married >5 years
  • Trips: 1 - 3
How To Avoid The Flu
« on: October 30, 2011, 10:31:34 PM »
            How To Avoid The Flu.
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day..
Go for a swim..

Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.
OR!
Take the doctor's approach..Think about it...
When you go for a flu shot,what do they do first?        They Clean your arm with alcohol...

Why ??? 

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS..
So......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my lager ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up
Flu germs
Can't get you!My grandmother always said...
'A shot in the glass
Is better than one in the @ss!'
Live Well and Laugh Often !         Now wasn't that GOOD advice?Have a wonderful day and a fantastic week!!!       
« Last Edit: October 30, 2011, 10:38:43 PM by piglett »
PSA 101:7 No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who
speaks falsely will stand in my presence.

http://s927.photobucket.com/albums/ad117/piglett2195/

Gato4Astrid

  • Guest
Re: How To Avoid The Flu
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 05:51:58 AM »
 ;D

 

Sponsor Twr1R

PL Stats

Members
Total Members: 5871
Latest: ponttbryr
New This Month: 1
New This Week: 0
New Today: 0
Stats
Total Posts: 133128
Total Topics: 7864
Most Online Today: 300
Most Online Ever: 1000
(December 26, 2022, 11:57:37 PM)
Users Online
Members: 0
Guests: 278
Total: 278
Powered by EzPortal