Chilling
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging
her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drink
right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife,
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long.