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Offline Stephen

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A really ugly woman...
« on: March 25, 2006, 08:33:37 PM »
A really ugly woman walks into a shop with her two children.
 
The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?"

The woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike ?"

 "No", he replies, "I  just can't believe you got laid twice!"
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A really ugly woman...
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2006, 10:01:10 PM »
That's why they make paper bags...
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