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Offline michaelb

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Financial Planning
« on: April 08, 2012, 03:32:49 PM »
Since there is not an American Woman joke section, I put this here...........

Dan was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business. Knowing that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father passed on, he decided that he needed a wife to share it with.

One evening, at an investment club meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty took his breath away! Trying as hard as he could to impress her, he said "I may look like just an ordinary guy, but when my father dies I'm going to inherit two hundred million dollars, and I've been looking a long time for just the right woman to share it with."

Very impressed, the woman said that she was single and lonely and that for a long time she too had been looking for "Mr. Right".  Three weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


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Re: Financial Planning
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 10:11:18 PM »
 
 
   
 
 
 

 

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