A Filipino died and went to hell. There he found that there are different hells for each country.
He went first to the German hell and asked, "What do they do here?"
He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man did not like the sound of that at all, so he moved on. He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he came to the Filipino hell and saw the long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asked, "What do they do here?"
He was told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is always a brownout, so the electric chair does not work. Somebody steals all the nails to sell 'per kilo'. And the devil used to be a public official, comes in, punches his time-card, shakes hands with all the people waiting there and then goes back home for the rest of the day..."
