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Offline piglett

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Creative thinking
« on: November 02, 2011, 05:10:12 PM »
Creative thinking:
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,
was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then
the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing
things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,
a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed upat the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)  ;D
« Last Edit: November 02, 2011, 05:21:13 PM by piglett »
PSA 101:7 No one who practices deceit will dwell in my house; no one who
speaks falsely will stand in my presence.

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Re: Creative thinking
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 05:29:42 PM »
hahahahaha  ;D
If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Re: Creative thinking
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 05:06:02 AM »
lol 8)

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Re: Creative thinking
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 12:54:22 AM »
Reminds me of a joke about "quick thinking" that I heard many years ago.


Two guys are having a conversation and one mentions Canada.  The other guy says, "Canada... nothing but old, toothless women and hockey players up there."  His friend gets irate and says, "What?! My wife is from Canada!"  Thinking fast, he replies, "ahh.... what team does she play for?"

 

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