Here is a special & slightly gross little story for you all this evening,
Today I was at the gym as I have some extra testosterone this week. I was in the midst of a heavy penultimate set of bench press, when the weight was coming down and I was breathing in, a filthy fly flew directly into my big mouth. I immediately reacted by jerking my head in anger while furiously pushed up the weight one last time, at which point I angrily spit the dying fat fly out of my mouth.
My old high school botany teacher told the class once that a fly takes a crap every 4 seconds, so based on that statement it is likely he crapped in my mouth which is one reason why I squashed him while he was writhing amidst my putrid saliva.
Now enjoy your soup!
Fathertime!
