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 Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President


David Letterman used Filipino-Americans in one of his skits and he
nailed it! I hope the Filipinos who read this don't get offended! It is really just funny!

Filipinos are certainly getting into mainstream America, with an estimated 4 million Filipino-American population and that's just as of 2007, so you know there's even more!

Here’s the recap:

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and
an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or “hoy.hoyhoy!”

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

AND THE NUMBER I REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS…

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 08:53:20 PM by robert angel »
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he he he


now that's funny Robert :)


I'm sure there could be a few more added


like washington DC doesn't allow people to work on their jeepneys on the sidewalk


there isn't enough plastic bags & straws in the white house so all the Pinoy relatives can drink a coke


roosters are not allowed rite outside the window of the oval office or the Lincoln bedroom
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he he he


now that's funny Robert :)


I'm sure there could be a few more added


like washington DC doesn't allow people to work on their jeepneys on the sidewalk


there isn't enough plastic bags & straws in the white house so all the Pinoy relatives can drink a coke


roosters are not allowed rite outside the window of the oval office or the Lincoln bedroom

Thanks, Piglett--last year, we had a whopping total of two jokes posted for the entire year. The Latin side doesn't even have a joke section. Is something missing around here?
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Thanks, Piglett--last year, we had a whopping total of two jokes posted for the entire year. The Latin side doesn't even have a joke section. Is something missing around here?


TWO JOKES :o


good thing i showed back up when i did
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